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The Journals of Sir Mumphrey Wilton

Sir Mumphrey Wilton, baffled and bewhiskered English gentleman, faces the strangest chaps and the deucest blighters in the following stories:


The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract One: In which something damned peculiar happens down at the office

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Two: In which some uncouth chaps are unsporting and the ungodly therefore require smiting

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Three: In which Ms Waltz and Mr Katz kindly provide legal assistance against another kind of bloodsucker

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Four: In which a very odd chappie renders his assistance but I end up with a headache all the same

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Five: In which everybody was kung-fu fighting, except that strange fellow in the Zorro outfit

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Six: In which we explore the splendour of the Savage Park but unfortunately lose our sandwiches

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Seven: In which the insidious Devil Doctor reveals his true colours, and nobody is quite who they seem to be

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Eight: In which some sinister blighters attempt to shanghai us back to Shanghai and have to be reproved

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Nine: In which Dirth Vortex comes to bitterly regret the kidnapping of Miss Asil

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Ten: In which we visit with an old friend and get the finest tea ever brewed on a steam-powered extrophohelioscope

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Eleven: In which a delightful honeymooning couple assist in the matter of returning the Star of Anushla, and, as everybody was probably expecting, the mummy walks

Extract Twelve, from Asil's Diary: In which that big cow tries her usual cowishness and Asil gets a surname

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Thirteen: In which the most extraordinary detectives provide the most extraordinary revelation

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Fourteen: In which something wicked this way comes

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Fifteen: In which we travel America in a pink Cadillac and have a discussion with some Men in Black

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Sixteen: In which the mystery of the misplaced heads is resolved and the secret of Dr Nomodov is revealed

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Seventeen: In which we journey to a place of ravens and destiny in the company of a misplaced Norse deity and there are lots and lots of bright flashes

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Eighteen: In which we investigate the mysteries of a second-hand archvillain’s stronghold and annoy the wrong person

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Nineteen: In which Mumphrey takes on the inconceivable Yurt. This could be a really short extract.

Extract Twenty: Correspondence from Ms Asil Ashling to the great and noble Visionary: In which Mumphrey’s amanuensis finds spiffy but loses his eyebrows, the barbarous Bone sends in the clones, and the Abandoned Legion is deported from Iceland

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Twenty-One: In which Mumphrey has a fascinating kidnap and works out the plot

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Twenty-Two: In which Sir Mumphrey discovers the fascinating world of computers and Zemo makes a critical user error

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Twenty-Three: The Case Notes of Dr Maximillian Vaughn: Subject 1932z/12 - Sir Mumphrey Wilton - incurable

Extract Twenty-Four: The Testimony of Thugos, in which the Tyrant of the Sol Empire outlines the nature of his plans regarding the Sempiternus Singularum, and details a few of the last minute hitches that crop up in any nefarious cosmic domination scheme

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Twenty-Five: In which things get ever-so-slightly cosmic, and Mumphrey catches up on the plot

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Twenty-Six: In which Sir Mumphrey Wilton and Baron Heinrich Zemo meet unexpected guides and go treasure-hunting in the city of the Celestians

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Extract Twenty-Seven: In which the battle to control the universe is resolved, and everybody joins in the big fight at the end of the adventure


Mumph's Day Out: In which Sir Mumphrey and Asil spend an exciting day in Paradopolis

The Journal of Sir Mumphrey Wilton: The Affair of the American Johnnie and the Fishy Case In which Mumph meets Mr Epitome, the paragon of power, and Glory, the mutt of might.


Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost Temple of Mystery

featuring the wartime adventures of the eccentric Englishman

Part the First: Miss Canterbury and the Dungeon of Horror, in which Herr Wertham and the Expediter invite Miss Canterbury and her fiancee to a little torture party, and Sir Mumphrey Wilton rudely gatecrashes.

Part the Second: The Egyptian Assassin and the Heathen Chinee, in which Sir Mumphrey and Miss Canterbury brave the dangers of wartime Hong Kong and discover an ancestral assassin.

Part the Third: Doctor Hakenfakir and the Secret Older Than the World, in which Sir Mumphrey looks up an old teammate, and an ancient enemy looks his up as well.

Part the Fourth: Terry Lucas and the Si-Fan Catamites, in which the Sinister Oriental Stereotypes strike, and Miss Canterbury must save the day.

Part the Fifth: The Hidden City and the Lady’s Secret, in which any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

Part the Sixth: The Talking Apes and the Secret Writings, in which Miss Canterbury discovers the secret of Vesalia, and Sir Mumphrey explains a few things to the Expediter.

Part the Seventh: Lucius Faust and the Ghouls of Gothametropolis, in which the Abyssal Greye seeks help and the master of the mystic crafts sends Sir Mumphrey.

Part the Eighth: Camellia of Fey and the Dormaggadon Exchange, in which Miss Canterbury sees fairies and Sir Mumphrey sees red.

Part the Ninth: The Iron Knights and the Whooping Commandos, in which Nazi cyborgs invade Hawaii and Dan Drury is there to stop them.

Part the Tenth: Herr Bookman and the Last Plane From Casablanca, in which a café owner and a French policeman start a beautiful friendship.

Part the Eleventh: Herr Wertham and the Limits of Pain, in which our hero endures tortures at the hands of Hitler's finest sadist.

Part the Twelfth: The Wounded Hero and the Train to Valetta, in which Miss Canterbury tends to Mumphrey and much is not said.

Part the Thirteenth: The Island That Refused To Die and the Secret of the Tunnels, in which people are vanishing in the tunnels beneath Malta, and Mumphrey looks into it.

Part the Fourteenth: Mr Amazing and the Nazi Vampires, in which Sir Mumphrey first meets Graf Anselm Hertzog.

Part the Fifteenth: The Expediter’s Visit and the Whitehall Terror, in which the Expediter pays a visit to Allied HQ and arranges a few surprises for Mumph.

Part the Sixteenth: Frampton Parva and the Abandoned Life, in which Miss Canterbury goes home and finds she can't really go home.

Part the Seventeenth: Blatherville Manor and the Dead Men of Dartmoor, in which the fogs roll in and the dead walk.

Part the Eighteenth: Ravenser Odd and the Doorway to the Fantastic, in which Miss Canterbury and Mr Farharquar-Phelps reach the parting of the ways, and part quite far.

Part the Nineteenth: The Turquoise City and the Odd Observer, in which our heroes find themseves a very long way from home - but not alone.

Part the Twentieth: Blanchford Bertram and the Black Dome, in which we discover the contents of the mysterious Bertram diaries.

Part the Twenty-First: Berlin in Winter and the Axis Overlords, in which Mumph and Miss C unwillingly visit the heart of Nazi Europe, and come to the attention of one of its most evil denizens.

Part the Twenty-Second: The Kiev Line and the Nightwraith Terminus , in which an uncomfortable journey turns suddenly lethal and Mumphrey confronts his worst fear.

Part the Twenty-Third: Frau Steinhauser and the Eastern Front, in which Sir Mumphrey meets an old friend and discovers a new enemy.

Part the Twenty-Fourth: Penny Madrigal and the Aryan Ideal, in which an adventurous pilot meets a ruthless villain and gunplay ensues.

Part the Twenty-Fifth: The Temple of the Dragon and the Soapstone Amulet, in which Herr Wertham and the Expediter give tourists a bad name in Tibet, and Miss Canterbury learns she can trust no one.

Part the Twenty-Sixth: The Ancient Wyrm and His Ancient Foes, in which Miss Canterbury becomes bait and Sir Mumphrey quotes Henry V.

Part the Twenty-Seventh: The Black Dome and the Hero’s Quest, in which Miss Canterbury asks the impossible of Sir Mumphrey Wilton.

Part the Twenty-Eighth: The Abhuman Curse and the Wrath of the Celestians, in which we explore the city of Atticland, the Abhumans' long-lost Great Relief.

Part the Twenty-Ninth: Prince Maximess and the Tower of Eugenics, in which the reason the Celestians brought the Abhumans low is discovered, and the death-bringer is awoken

Part the Thirtieth: Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Return of the Abhumans, in which Mumphrey does not react calmly to the death of Miss Canterbury, and his long adventure reaches its exciting conclusion.


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