Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery - Part the Seventh: Lucius Faust and the Ghouls of Gothametropolis


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Posted by The Hooded Hood on June 28, 2001 at 11:50:18:

Part the Seventh: Lucius Faust and the Ghouls of Gothametropolis

It was foggy on the ground at the old Gothametropolis airfield where Sir Mumphrey Wilton and Miss Canterbury touched down on American soil. Mumphrey knew the old city from long ago and was surprised to find how little had changed in its winding gothic gaslit streets and rain-slicked alleys. The travellers took a cab right past City Hall and over the Shelton Bay Bridge into Paradopolis.
Across the river the newer city was a stark contrast. Here the streets were planned, straight and wide on a grid system. Some of the old turn-of-the-century architecture had been replaced with tall new buildings six or seven stories high, although the great looming cathedral designed by Leyland Reed a century earlier still brooded over the city like a guardian angel. Mumphrey paid the cab off outside the Paradopolis Municipal Library and escorted his companion into the quiet warmth of the great repository.
“I still don’t see why we’re here,” Miss Canterbury admitted. “We should be in Tibet, following the directions in the Bertram diary to find the Lost Temple before Wertham and his cronies can exploit its secrets of the Third Reich.”
“The direct route’s not always the quickest,” Mumphrey answered. “Besides, Blanchford was a wily old bugger, leaving the gate-openin’ directions in a second code, and I think it’s worth our time to get a second opinion.”
Miss Canterbury looked around the library. “We came all this way to look up a book?”
“Actually we came to look up a librarian,” Mumph replied, leading the way downstairs to the stacks, where thousands of seldom-used books rested in long silent rows in the windowless cellars. Down here the only light was an occasional naked light-bulb hanging on twisted wire over seemingly endless aisles. “We’re lookin’ for the Senior Librarian Emeritus, chap by the name of Lucius Faust.”
Miss Canterbury hadn’t spotted the scholarly-looking old man in the carpet slippers and shabby dressing gown whom Mumphrey was addressing. The pale scholar looked over his half-moon glasses and pointed down an aisle. “Turn left at the Forbidden Books and take the door opposite the Non-Euclidean Poetry section.”
“So who is this Mr Faust?” Miss Canterbury asked as they passed along the rows. She spoke more to break the oppressive silence than for any other reason.
“He’s a sort of master of the mystic crafts,” Mumph answered. “If you want to know anything about Lost Temples, mystic gateways and whatnot, he’s your man.”
They found the door, found it was locked, and found the note that had been left addressed to Mumphrey: ‘Gone to lunch. Go alone to the old watergate entrance of the Parodiopolis Variety Theatre at midnight. Bring five pounds of best beef and a copy of Dante’s Divine Comedy. LF
“Well, Miss Canterbury,” Sir Mumphrey smiled. “It seems we have time to get some dinner.”

Miss Canterbury kicked off her shoes and settled at her writing desk in her rooms at the Paradopolis Waldorf. She picked up pen and stared at the paper but the words just wouldn’t come. Where to start? She hadn’t written any journal entries since all this madness began. Since before her father was murdered by that sinister, mind-bending Expediter. Since before she had been kidnapped, tortured, rescued, captured, controlled, mystified, enlightened, captured again, rescued, planewrecked, controlled again, rescued again and so much more.
What could she possibly write to do justice to all of this? How could she say what she had learned? That a man could control minds, had hypnotised her into betraying her companion and giving away a secret race of talking apes? That there really was a hidden temple with some sort of magic portal in it to a great evil and a great power? That she was trotting round the world in the company of an unageing adventurer with a time-bending pocketwatch and an improbable moustache?
“What do I really know about him?” she thought. “He works for the British government at some kind of war work. He has contacts all over the world and he’s very well travelled. He has a magic watch.” She allowed herself a small smile as she remembered dinner at the Starlight Ballroom. “He can waltz and foxtrot very well indeed.”
‘Mumphrey’ she wrote, then crossed it out. Did it really all come down to Mumphrey Wilton?
“It may very well do,” a voice behind her said. Miss Canterbury swung round in panic only to find a mild-looking man in a faded tweed suit sipping a cup of tea on the chaise lounge.
“Were you never taught to knock?” the Englishwoman demanded.
“I was trained to do it long ago,” Lucius Faust admitted, “but some doors are best opened only cautiously. My card.”
“I thought you were meeting Sir Mumphrey at the Variety Theatre just now?” Miss Canterbury puzzled, glancing at the carriage clock which showed that it was almost midnight. “You left a note.”
“I never said I’d be there,” Faust shrugged. “Only that Wilton should be. Besides, while he’s solving one of my little problems I’m going to solve one of his.”
“And what might that be, Mr Faust?”
“I rather thought you might like me to remove the secret commands that the person you call the Expediter has put into your brain, and to stop him monitoring you,” the sorcerer supreme of the Parodyverse offered. “Your choice, of course.”

“You again?” Mumphrey noted as the old man in the quilted dressing gown scuttled out of the shadows. “Where’s Faust?”
“If I knew that then I’d be master of the mystic crafts,” the stranger replied. “As it is you can call me Greye. The Abyssal Greye. Come this way. Did you bring the beef?”
“Yes. What the devil is going on?”
The old man turned in the act of unlocking the watergate which joined the Variety Theatre with the underground river below and his eyes glimmered faintly in the darkness. “The devil is right, Sir Mumphrey. Absolutely right. Now come on. We’re all very hungry.”
“We?” Mumphrey checked, hoping that Greye was referring to the raw meat in the parcel.
“My fellow academics and I. I trust you brought the replacement copy of Dante for our library, only some fool got blood all over the old one.”
Mumphrey hurried to keep up with the slippery old man who led him swiftly along old watercourses, forgotten sewers, abandoned service ducts beneath the city. “Do you… do you live down here?” he ventured nervously.
“Of course not,” came the reply. Just as Mumphrey was relaxing Greye added, “These newfangled tunnels are much too modern for us, and infested with those disgusting Morschlocks. We live like kings beneath the rich warm soil of the Gothametropolis boneyard and conduct our scholarly discussions in chambers which were old when humans first came to this land.”
Sir Mumphrey drew to a halt. “Wait a moment,” he demanded. “Before we go further I need to know a few things. Would you happen to be undead?”
The Abyssal Greye turned back and peered at the Englishman in the near-darkness, and his eyes had pale flickers within them. “Of course we are, Sir Mumphrey. I suppose you might term us ghouls. We dwell beneath the old city that some of us helped to found, holding our academic debates, writing our treatises, hoarding the wisdom of ages.”
“And what have you done with Lucius Faust?”
“Well, we had a pretty severe debate with him about the monophysite heresy rulings of the Council of Chalcedon when he tried to question the Nestorian manifesto,” the ghoul answered, “but on the whole we get on pretty well. We have a book exchange programme going. That’s why we tipped him off to the ritual.”
“What ritual?”
The withered old scholar in the ragged dressing gown grinned, and for the first time showed his needle-sharp teeth. “Why, the summoning ritual being performed by the Cult of Dormaggadon, of course,” he replied. “Why else do you think we would ask to borrow a warrior?”

In our next exciting episode:Mumphrey sees fairies, fairies see opportunity, Dormaggadon sees a planet ripe for the conquering, and America sees red.



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