Posted by Fin Fang Foom on September 18, 2001 at 13:25:07:
In Reply to: Alright folks... it's time to repost your character's first appearance! posted by Visionary on September 18, 2001 at 09:34:02:
...Fin Fang Foom leaps out of nowhere and squishes John Byrne with his twenty-ton foot!
"Write ME into limbo by killing me off, will you!?!"
*Anti-Moderator runs off, Starseed grabs adamantium baseball bat*
Starseed: GAAAHHH!!! *beats Wonder Man senseless*
Jarvis: *curls into fetal position giggling like a schoolgirl* It isn't real...the last page of Avengers #8...I know it...
Pietro: Good Lord--get that sawed-off shotgun away from him!
Wonder Man: *looks at Pietro deliriously* Don't I know you--you run the pharmacy at the grocery store, don't you? GIVE ME MY VIAGRA!!
Pietro: GET HIM OFF ME BEFORE HE MISTAKES ME FOR THE SCARLET WITCH!!
FFF: *punts Wonder Man to Kingdom Come* AND IT'S GOOD, LADIES AND GENTS!
FFF: Nothing personal, WM, but if anyone goes out with Wanda, it's me!
MDN: The bloody blazes it is! *launches nuclear missile at FFF*
Mark Waid: Who punted this yahoo into KINGDOM COME? Spectre's yellin' at me!
FFF: Whoops! Have mercy, O he who writes CAP!
Waid: Whatever. Hey, gimme that bat so I can beat Terry Kavanagh senseless!
Starseed: You rippin me off?
Waid: *runs away*
Paradox: Hey, what's he runnin' from--NOT AGAIN!
Busiek: *mistakes FFF for War Machine* What are you doing here!?! You're supposed to be a non-heroic supporting cast guy!
FFF: Good Nightman! *follows Wonder Man to Wanda*
Starseed: Hey, how'd he survive the nuclear missile?
MDN: D'oh! *sees Byrne with the nuke*
Byrne: If there's one thing I learned writing Wonder Woman, it's that size DOES...
Anti-Moderator: SHUT UP!!! *erases Byrne from reality*
Starseed: No--you erased STAN LEE from reality--now BYRNE will create the majority of the Marvel Universe! We're all doomed!
Paradox: Noooooo! *Anti-Moderator kidnapped by the Watcher*
Watcher: The whole "not interfering" thing's shot anyway, so...y'know.
Will our heroes survive? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Fin Fang Foom
*flies away*