Posted by Carrington (aka The Man Who Wasn't There, aka Shaper of Worlds) on September 12, 1998 on September 18, 2001 at 12:18:10:
In Reply to: Alright folks... it's time to repost your character's first appearance! posted by Visionary on September 18, 2001 at 09:34:02:
Carrington would go through identities like potato chips, but he was always a tremendously fun influence on the first year of the Parodyverse. Unfortunately, nobody seems to have copies of many of his PV stories (a real loss, since they were great). However, the AMB archives did preserve this early work...
And out of the shadows...
...The Man Who Wasn't There appears! Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Know this day, regular ones, your lives are forfeit! Hahahahahaha!
TMWWT and Baron Zemo are sitting around one day and plotting revenge on the LOR.
Zemo: "I know! Let's build a space station from which we can rule the board!"
TMWWT: "No, no, no, Zemo. We should make new costumes and pass ourselves off as regulars!"
Zemo: "No, wait! We can build a device that will take over the minds of the LOR! Then we'll force them to do terrible and devious things!"
KRAK-THOOM!
The Late Great Donald Blake: "Ho, mortals! Dost thou--wait"
*Transforms into a lame guy*
TLGDB: "Hi, everyone. Just got through talking to Fin Fang Foom and Grim Reaper, and we're tired of being dead!"
TMWWT: "Perhaps we should find ourselves another dimension! Quick! To the dimensional scanner."
*They all walk over to the dimensional scanner*
TLGDB: "Hey, look, it's Lisa, one of our mortal enemies!"
Zemo: "I have it! We'll kidnap her and hold her for ransom, forcing The Leage of Regulars to stop posting! *Gives a maniacal laugh*"
*Next scene, Lisa's walking out of the courtroom, after a hard case*
Lisa: "That was a tough case! I had to use everyone of the powers of my lawsuit to see me through! Hey, I wonder how Jarvis and the others are doing..."
*Zemo appears in front of her*
Zemo: "Hello, Lisa." *The rest of the LOLO pops up*
Lisa: "Snakes alive! It's the League of the Left Outs!"
TMWWT: "You're coming with us, Lisa."
Lisa: "I don't think so!" *Transforms into a seven-foot-tall, super-strong, green woman, and starts thrashing around the LOLO*
*Jarvis, StriderKyo, spiffy, and the rest of LOR appear*
Jarvis: "Regulars Assemble!"
*Suddenly, TMWWT goes on the offensive, attacking the LOR, but they can't strike back because he ISN'T THERE. This, of course, causes much confusion among the LOR*
StriderKyo: "Not even my super-speed can catch him! Where is he!"
*Grim Reaper appears and, together with The Late Great Donald Blake and Fin Fang Foom, blast the LOR into unconsciousness*
Zemo: "I have won! I have beaten the League of Regulars! *Belts out a sinister laugh*
Ha! And the League of Regulars thought they were hot stuff!
--The Man Who Wasn't There
I'm being framed again...or am I just a double-agent for both sides? nnt - Fin Fang Foom - 09/12/98 09:29:12 GMT
AIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! - Lisa - 09/12/98 09:19:59 GMT