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Ok..now is your turn...when you finish with the heroes, of course Saturday, 15-Jan-2000 17:23:43 157.88.7.119 writes: "Don´t be sad" was telling Yo to rabito, while caressing its big ears. "can be funny to have a friend for you". Yo´s odd bunny, rabito, didn´t look as disgruntled as Yo seemed to think. He was bouncing happily over Troia desk and delicately eating a document. "Who is Who.." were the only words Yo could see before the cute beast gulped it . "I would have thought Lisa´s ginger kitty and you would end friends, but the kitty seems to think itself too much for you. I wonder if that has to do anything with Lisa and Visi tense friendship. Anyway, another bunny will be a great addition to the team. I think I am going to let Visi think the unstuffed platypus. He did a good work with you. Visi:That would be great, Yo. But look at my desk…I still are busy filling that ballot. Why don´t you ask another? Yo: They are all in a mission. Something about sales craziness, they said. What?. They go on a mission and their leader is here making paperwork? And why are you here anyway?" They wanted me to check you didn´t find in troubles" happily Yo answered and went to search for Donar, just returned from a mission on Asgard Ummm..did Yo say a platiwhat? --------- Yo: You made a good work, Donar. That platypus is cute! Donar: Art thou sure is a platypus?. It seems more like a big duckbeaver Hatty described it that way. You made a good work. And he isn´t stuffed. Aye. ----------- "Gahhhhh" ------------ Donar: Coat rack art here… Yo: He must being meet Platy.. Donar: Verily Yo knows about priorities..

Untold Tales of the Lair Legion: The Darkness and the Dawn, or Lots of Quiet, Charactery Bits and One Bloody Massacre (The Hooded Hood) (14-Jan-2000 12:06:17)

One of your best..even if I haven´t finished reading all yet… (Yo) (14-Jan-2000 12:28:38)

Ah. Sorry about the Tina mix up. That's what I get for going from memory. Hurry up and read the rest anyway and let me know what you think of the scene with the stuffed platypus. (n/t) (HH) (14-Jan-2000 13:17:30)

I am afraid of checking in my dictionary what a "platypus" is (n/t) (Yo, wishing isn´t a cute animal....) (14-Jan-2000 13:47:44)

It can't be cute. It's dead and stuffed. (n/t) (The brutal truth from HH) (14-Jan-2000 14:20:56)

sigh…watch your mouth baddie…Now I am the one who have to make Yo stop crying out loud ..grrr.. (n/t) (Disgrunted Pilar) (14-Jan-2000 14:23:33)

What, Yo would have preferred if if the platypus was stuffed alive? (n/t) (HH, not the politest poster after all) (14-Jan-2000 14:26:02)

Yi is thinking Yo is prefering no stuffed anything (n/t) (Yi thinking HH is a softy while conforting Pilar who is talking to Yo) (14-Jan-2000 14:32:21)

*sigh* Alright, if it's going to upset him/her that much. Take another look at the story. No stuffed platypus in there anywhere now. It's been arranged so there never was one. Shame really, because that was the best bit. (n/t) (HH, old softie) (14-Jan-2000 14:45:18)

Thanks. Much apreciated Dear Sir. (n/t) (The dark side of Yo..that is, Pilar) (14-Jan-2000 15:07:50)

That's alright. the Hood will take his revenge in other ways. For example, before the retcon, Yo came to earth and merged with Michelle Pfieffer (n/t) (HH) (14-Jan-2000 18:00:14)
well...I´m not sure anybody lamented that.. excepting Pilar perhaps. She is one of the prettiest actress I know. (Yo knew HH retcon would be interesting of reading :-)) (15-Jan-2000 09:48:47)

Pilar is one of the prettiest actresses? That probably means CSFB! has naked photos of her. (n/t) (HH) (15-Jan-2000 11:38:22)

Check this week Playboy for more... (n/t) (Pilar) (15-Jan-2000 11:50:02)

Hey, I'm there! (n/t) (Flapjacl, life subscriber) (15-Jan-2000 13:12:10)

Well, a platypus is an animal (mammal or reptile is uncertain) found in, I think Australia (Donar?). It's kinda like a cross between a beaver and a duck. It has a bill on its face, like a duck, yet has a beaver-like tale. It also has webbed feet for swimming. The uncertainty of its classification stems from the fact that it's warm-blooded (I think), yet lays eggs (n/t) (Hat, hopes that helps and hopes he got that right :)) (15-Jan-2000 11:57:23)

Are you suggesting that Donar is a platypus? It would explain a lot, including his beaver-like tendencies to beat up spiffy (n/t) (HH) (15-Jan-2000 13:14:11)
Verily Hat...the ornithorhyncus art indeed an Australian Mammal...and e'en thought it's front feet doth conceal hidden poisonous spurs, fear not Yo...Tis VERILY a most cute animal. I hast included you linkage for thy viewing.. (Donar would like it known that when Oldman didst create the Earth and the animals, the platypus did get the leftover bits.) (15-Jan-2000 18:07:38)

Again I dost bow mine head in reverence to thy prowess..plot, character development AND humour....thou art indeed evil to the bone. (n/t) (Donar) (14-Jan-2000 17:07:37)

Is this addressed to me or Yo? (n/t) (HH, just checking) (14-Jan-2000 18:01:32)
Er..twas to Thee, felon...how didst it endeth up under glorious Yo's post...methinks thou art playing funny buggers with thy retcon abilities (n/t) (Donar) (14-Jan-2000 19:08:25)

So, what your saying is that you DONT bow to Yo's prowess, character development and humour. How hurtful for the little thought being. (n/t) (HH is evil to the bone, isn't he?) (15-Jan-2000 06:06:40)

I...it...when...and....verily..uh...Yo doth rule! (n/t) (Donar, Yo's #1 Fan) (15-Jan-2000 08:35:26)

You have our aprovation now to smitie HH, Donar =) (n/t) (Yo) (15-Jan-2000 10:36:35)

So he insults Yo and then resorts to violence to cover it up, incited by a hurt and vengeful thought being, is that it? (n/t) (HH, laughing a sinister, villainous laugh) (15-Jan-2000 11:40:13)
While Yo and Pilar hate the violence, I´m afraid sometimes is really necesary... (n/t) (Pilar, especially when your oponent is smarter than You.Grumble) (15-Jan-2000 11:55:02)

I see. So Yo's message to the world is that it is alright to use violence when debate, moral reasoning, and fair play are no longer convenient. How interesting. (n/t) (HH on his high moral ground wonders if you and your Ausgardian thug are aware of the territory you are into here) (15-Jan-2000 13:10:42)
Forget Yo. That is Pilar message...and nations seem to follow it farly well (n/t) (The Amoral Pilar) (15-Jan-2000 13:14:30)

So now you're saying that you'd instigate violence and revenge terrorism behind the back of the thought-being who trusts you, and you dare to accuse me of upsetting him/her with a mere stuffed platypus! Poor Yo, when s/he finds out how duplicitous her host has been all this time. And is Donar siding with you or Yo? (n/t) (HH is soooo good at this.) (15-Jan-2000 13:19:27)

Ok..I quit..How I ended here, I don´t know. I tend to remeber that it began with a platypus..or was another thread=) (n/t) (Pilar, return to her lab work with radiactivity...is far more secure =)) (15-Jan-2000 13:26:19)

Nice chatting with you, Yo-host. (n/t) (HH feels validated now) (15-Jan-2000 14:18:45)

Man, I wish they'd let me write Suicide Squad...and Batman...and Blue Beetle One Million...*ahem* Anyway, great story, I hope the ultimate chapter ends up being penultimate again, I want this to keep going...:) (n/t) (Finny) (14-Jan-2000 13:02:47)

You are outvoted by my wife, who thinks I should emerge from the study sometimes. (n/t) (HH points out that although you are a big scary dragon, she's stood next to me) (14-Jan-2000 13:18:44)

But I can stand on you. :) *looks around, sees that he's alone and that no one wants him to stop writing. Of course, he's the only one there...* (n/t) (Finny, referring to himself in third person again.) (14-Jan-2000 14:03:14)

You've got to watch that third person stuff, it seems to get Space Ghost kinda hot. And being trodden on by dragons is nothing compared to what a wife can do to you when you say, forget her anniversary. (n/t) (HH knows) (14-Jan-2000 14:17:31)

And that's why I'll never get married. (n/t) (Finny) (15-Jan-2000 17:20:30)

In my view, the compensations outweigh the problems. And there are some pretty huge problems. (n/t) (HH) (15-Jan-2000 18:09:12)

Somewhat depressing and serious, but damn good none-the-less! (n/t) (Visionary) (14-Jan-2000 13:27:59)

Hey, M*A*S*H was supposed to be a comedy as well! Anyway, I thought the adventures of Trickshot, Trapper Hat, Radar O'Enty and Hot-Lips Whitney would make a great parody. Who was that dressing up as a woman again? (n/t) (HH) (14-Jan-2000 14:19:35)

And it wasn't nearly as preachy as later M*A*S*H, either... (n/t) (Visionary, who thinks Messy would make a great Klinger.) (14-Jan-2000 18:54:21)

Good point. If you could just copy, paste and edit the story before you read it folks, to add in the phrase "Killing is wrong, and bad," said by Hatty at the appropriate point, we'll have captured the flavour much better. (n/t) (HH) (14-Jan-2000 19:51:53)

M*A*S*H rules, dammit. And killing *is* wrong. So just back away... (n/t) (Finny) (14-Jan-2000 21:11:03)

Interesting M*A*S*H trivia: when it was shown in the UK by the BBC they actually didn't bother adding the laugh track, which makes it SO much better. Now its being repeated by SKY they put that inappropriate phoney mirth in and it seems horribly tacky. I can't watch it. (n/t) (HH thinks Finny should do the BZL M*A*S*H parody) (15-Jan-2000 06:09:07)

In the states, they have it on around six times a day on the FX network--usually twice in the morning, twice of the same episode at night, and two other episodes in the mid-afternoon...I've seen all of 'em that way. :) (n/t) (Finny) (15-Jan-2000 17:23:31)

I rate it as one of the best and most significant comedy series ever produced. (n/t) (HH) (15-Jan-2000 18:11:57)

ALRIGHT!!! It goes on longer than you had thought! Great cliffhanger, I must say. And I'm surprised that G-Eyed was right in the middle of it! (n/t) (Goldeneyed) (14-Jan-2000 14:19:07)

Everyone gets their turn in the spotlight eventually, and we haven't seen G-Eyed solo for a long time so I thought it was time to give him a chance to be shot in the head. And my stories ALWAYS go on longer than I thought. As I've said before, my first novel, which was planned out at sixteen chapters, actually finished at chapter one hundred and fourteen. This particular Untold Tales stroyline grew out of an intended trilogy starting in #18. (n/t) (HH) (14-Jan-2000 14:24:22)

Eh. It was alright. (n/t) ( ManMan - Bitter about fainting at a childs birth....I was at my own birth, I didn't faint then!) (14-Jan-2000 17:30:41)

Bet you blubbed though. (n/t) (HH gave you that nice bit with the kiddies to make up for the baby scene anyway, and he didn't even reveal that the little tykes took to calling you "Uncle Dribbly" or anything.) (14-Jan-2000 18:03:38)

Okay. I forgive you. (n/t) ( ManMan ) (14-Jan-2000 18:52:06)

Well thank you very much, Uncle Dribbly *snicker* (n/t) (HH) (14-Jan-2000 19:53:01)

I thought only children called me that? (n/t) ( ManMan ) (14-Jan-2000 20:33:19)

Perhaps to your face. (n/t) (HH) (15-Jan-2000 06:09:40)

mmmm......good (n/t) (Troia215....) (14-Jan-2000 23:25:02)

what the hell!? (n/t) (Troia215....DAMMIT!) (14-Jan-2000 23:26:32)

Ah, you liked the bit where ManMan got shot in the chest so much that you decided to redecorate the HTML of the board to celebrate. (n/t) (HH, getting nastier by the minute) (15-Jan-2000 06:12:33)

Oh just shut up..... (n/t) (Troia215....stupid computers.......UGH! ) (15-Jan-2000 14:10:01)

Fear not. child, the Hood ap[proves of you enjoying ManMan's sucking chest wound (n/t) (HH) (15-Jan-2000 14:16:16)

Letsee... this work? (n/t) (Goldeneyed, HTML warrior) (14-Jan-2000 23:27:27)

Drat these interfering do-gooders, daughter. They've ruined your plan. (n/t) (HH) (15-Jan-2000 06:13:53)

So you liked the bit where ManMan got shot in the chest? (n/t) (HH, checking) (15-Jan-2000 06:11:06)

No...I liked it when you saved my life cuz you loved me so much (n/t) ( No wait...that's in my story.... :P LOL!!! Troia215 ) (15-Jan-2000 14:12:00)

Now thats a much more approrpiate sentiment then telling your parent to shut up, isn't it? (n/t) (HH retconned the previous answer. You may tremble.) (15-Jan-2000 14:14:57)

Ok. Now I finished reading it. (Yo again) (15-Jan-2000 11:48:01)

Introduce unstuffed platypii into your own work, Yo-being. I have heroes to slaughter here. (n/t) (HH) (15-Jan-2000 13:16:06)

Ok..now is your turn...when you finish with the heroes, of course (Yo knows about priorities..) (15-Jan-2000 17:23:43)

Hey, guys, this posting directly above here is a hidden new story by Yo! Check it out! (n/t) (HH, discovering buried treasure - an a platypus!) (15-Jan-2000 18:16:00)

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