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So, I understand that somebody wants my vital statistics, for a Last Gal Standing? Thursday, 25-May-2000 14:32:48
Superhero Name: Action Figure Stage Name: Meggan Foxxx Birth Name: Melanie Hastings Age: 49 - no, wait, I meant 42 ... or, actually, late thirties? Height: 6 ft. (every man I meet comments on how tall I am. I'm guessing that's why their eyes are always on the same level as my chest, anyway) Weight: 160 lbs. (between exotic dancing and ... well, let's just say, the other full-body aerobic workouts that I do, I definitely get plenty of exercise to keep my body in shape) Hair: Cherry red (as long as I add a bit of dye to fill in the gray to help it stay that way) Eyes: Sky blue (and that's their natural hue, without any colored contact lenses, either) Cup Size: Twice as large as your head, honey (and who is this Red Monika chick that everybody keeps comparing me to? I've never even read Battle Chasers!) On Whether Or Not They're Really Hers (if you know what I mean, and I think you do): I'm of the opinion that if you pay enough for something, it belongs to you, so yeah, you bet! Turn-Ons: Chin stubble (except when the guy goes down on you; ouch!), square jaws, broad chests, boyish grins, chivalry, tough guys with hearts of gold, dashing knights who rescue fairy princesses, cute animals, babies who need mommies to cuddle on them, and sensitive men who are good with children. Turn-Offs: Superior of stuffy people, men who are crude and disrespectful towards the opposite sex, women who are repressed and judgemental of us girls who are comfortable with their own sexuality, evil supervillains who want to take over the world, and anybody who doesn't get along with my baby boy. Anything else you need to know, hon? Meggan Foxxx, Action Figure, with some facts and figures from her most recent centerfold ... |
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