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This message Who’s Who in the NEW Lair Legion of Super Heroes was posted by ag on Friday, November 22, 2002 at 23:39.

Who’s Who in the NEW Lair Legion of Super Heroes



A guide to The Lair Legion of Super Heroes, circa 3205 AD:

In the year 3203, a team of heroes formed to save R.J.Garrick, a beneficial member of the Interplanetary Council and descendant of Herbert P. Garrick is the Presidential Advisor on Superheroes. Mr. Garrick was so impressed that he funded there forming into a team. The following two years has brought a lot of members. They are all teenagers with lofty goals and ideals as well as active glands.


1) Lightning-Hat (Jayth Razz) from Wimath: the confident leader of the group. Welds lightning power hat. He’s fighting to continue the tradition of the original Hatman. He and his sister aren’t related to the original Hatman, but esteem him highly. Has a relationship with Saturn-Ziles. Twin brother to Lightning-Hatress. Founding member.

2) Saturn-Ziles (Ima Arlee) from Titus: Heart of the team. Has the telepathic power to communicate telepathically. Girlfriend to Lightning-Hat. Founding member.

3) Amazingly Cosmic Boy (Rocc Grinn) from Braas: trying to live up to the legend of Amazing Guy, this hero uses his magnetic powers to co-lead the team, doing his best to seem as confidant as AG became. Founding member.

4) Phantom GhostGirl (Tonya Wazzo) from Earth: the descendant of Space Ghost, she has the Spank Ray Powers naturally within her, probably radiation leaked into SG’s cells, manifesting in her. She can also turn intangible. She has spent the last two years of her life in the early 21st century. Came back in 3205 AD to find the whole world retconed. Trying to adjust. Claims to be Space Ghost’s daughter, Teelee. Loved Ultra-Thunder Boy.

5) Triple L (Lornoo Booko) from Garggg: she has the ability to split into three separate selves. She is a quiet, reserved type. The team book keeper and librarian.

6) Chameleon Dragon (Beeep Dangle) from Darla: He can shapechange into anything except a dragon. Light hearted and a jokester. He loves mysteries.

7) Invisible Archer (Kyle Norm) from Earth: Unlike the previous annoying archer, Trickshot, this Legionnaire is very friendly and easygoing. He’s striving to prove himself as a deputy leader. Can turn invisible and is an excellent archer.

8) Big-Bird (Gym Allin) from Earth: Created a revised flying bird harness. Can enlarge to gigantic proportions with bird flight suit.

9) Visionary5 (Query Pox) from Covu: a living computer with green skin that claims to be real. His ‘ancestor’ was built in the later 21st century as a decoy/helper to the original Visionary. All these generations sense, there have been better, smarter modals. The brain patterns of the original Visionary was kept far away from this model, so he believes he can accomplish things. He has a super brain, giving him the ability to think his way out of any situation. Unfortunately, he’s also the Legion’s most arrogant member. He has a secret crush on HyperActiveLunaticLass!

10) HyperActiveLunaticLass! (Iris Paintbrush Foxfire) from Earth: She is the daughter of CSFB! Was asked to join in honor of the great things she did in her era. Visionary5 has a secret crush on her. She has given up membership to attend to trails in her own era (2019-2029).

11) NTU-4000 (Tobias Bautista) from Earth: possessing the latest in NTU technology, this armored hero does his best in a long line of armored heroes. He also commands the NTU-Corps, a planet wide police force.

12) CrazySurgarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove) from Earth: He is the one and only CSFB! From the 21st century. With his new flight ring, he is an honorary member of the team. He has sense left the team to attend problems and life in his own era (Early 21st century).

13) Heroic Von-el (Von-el/Victory) from Maxell: A member of the alien race, Maxells and a hero from the early 21st century. He was saved from the Phantom Loading & Unloading Zone that he was put into several centuries previous thanks to the energies Thugos gave him. He has fought to live up to the tradition of heroes with the initials HV. Super vision, super strength, flight, invulnerability and superspeed are his powers. He is vulnerable to lime jellow with carrot shavings in it. The desert makes him weak and exposed to enough of it he could die. Boyfriend to Shadow Dancer.

14) UltraThunder Boy (Jon Nahnah) from Ausgard: An Ausgardian boy who has decided to explore the outside world. He speaks in broken Shakespearean English, always ready to join in or start a fight. His powers are super strength, flight, and super speed. He also has the Powermace, a weapon that he can use similar to the missing Mjalcom. His goal, (besides to have fun and battle) is to find Donar and bring him back to Ausgard. He comes from a noble heritage of Ausgardian shock troop warriors, his father was a Captain of the Rainbow Guard and he struggles to live up to his image. Loves PhantomGhostGirl.

15) Natstar (Tum Kalling) from Xanidu: The only surviving Gah! Disciple, he controls the mass of objects. He is calm and thoughtful and hard to provoke. He is enjoying a relationship with Dream Cheryl.

16) Shrinking Fern (Saluu Digme) from Imseki: Determined to make a name for herself. Can shrink like anyone from her planet as well as holds a symbiotic connection with the intelligent plant life of her home planet. Her green eyes, hair and skin are also due to her planet.

17) Exferno (Derek Morgnan) from Mercury: using his force blasts, and heat and fire generation as a hero, in the grand tradition of his favorite 21st century hero, Exile. This hero has a hotheaded temper and powers to match.

18) Bouncing thud (Chuck O Riley) from Earth: Scottish member who can turn his body into a ball and bounce until he smashes something.

19) Matter Eating Musician (Tenzon Kermal) from Pepmoo Bizzmoo: Like natives of his home planet, can eat anything. Plays a Guitwedar instrument. Loner.

20) Golden Elemental (Jan Arrah) from Tronica: This Legionnaire has only the power to rearrange molecules. This is a very powerful kid though and is dangerous when pissed off. His powers manifest with a golden glow.

21) Lightning-Hatress (Aylalala Razz) from Wimath: The twin sister of Lightning-Hat, she also has lightning powers. Always in a good mood, she’s the life of the party, just like her best friend HyperActiveLunaticLass! The Legionnaire known as Wolf Wolf wants a relationship with her.

22) HappyBouncyElasticLad! (Jimee Olssoni) from Earth: Silly suit of Impossibilityium gives him elastic powers. This hero resembles the other CrazySurgarHeroes and is presumed to be connected to them in some way. Replacement for CrazySurgarFreakBoy!

23) Dream Cheryl (Nurall Nett) from Nallor: She has the ability to get prophetic dreams, telling the future. She is also an expert hand to hand combatant. Enjoys a relationship with Natstar.

24) Karate Knight (Val Amorry) from Earth: A mysterious champion who follows in the footsteps of the Dark Knight. He is an expert in all forms of fighting, but specializes in karate. Always serious. Harbors secret love for Princess ProjectrAsil.

25) Better-Then-You-Boy (Hal Dooter) from Myner: Could duplicate any power. Betrayed the LLSH. Disappeared.

26) Frog Boy (Mikk Bungii) from Anphibion: Like all the natives of his planet, he can breath underwater and has an expanding mouth. Can leap at great distances as well.

27) Princess ProjectrAsil (ProjectrAsil) from Orlando: A princess of her home world, she uses her image projecting powers for the LLSH. Loves Karate Knight.

28) Mailbox (Drew Noland) from Earth: This letter carrying grim hero had the power to turn into metal. He also threw razor sharp razor letters, weapons he secretly stole from the New Parodopolis Museum. He fought evil to follow along in the traditions of his favorite 21st century hero, Messenger. Never feeling like he measured up, he finally died protecting the Earth from the terrible Sun-Hugger.

29) Bug Babe (Lisette Langer) from Earth: Can control insects. Hates Frog Boy for eating some of her bugs. Honorary member.

30) Von R Harper from Earth: Former Yellow Flashlight. Honorary member. Assistant to Visionary 5.

31) Shadow Dancer (Tazmania Mellon) from Taloss IV: She can control and manipulate the darkfarce by dancing. Her boyfriend is Heroic Von-el.

32) Chemical Hwk (Condoo Airlip) from Phiuck: Controlled chemicals in others bodies. Died fighting the Fatal Scourge.

33) WolfWolf (Brim Lobo) from Zummy: Has the ability to turn to a werewolf. He is fiercely devoted to the Legion, as well as being hot headed. Practically obsessed with Lightning-Hatress.

34) WildYofire (Yee, Drake Burpups) from the missing Yo-Planet: energy thought being from Yo-planet who operates out of his special containment suit. Very hot headed and rude. He/she/it has got a crush on Pegistar, who won’t give him the time of day.
He/she/it can fly and fire force blasts. This Legionnaire needs it’s containment suit, otherwise it’s powerless and could die. Only survivor of Yo-Planet.

35) Pegistar from Havenstar: Looks Native American. Like others from her planet, she was born with wings and a massive tracking ability. Very proud and noble, she keeps herself aloof from the others. Might be connected to the mythic creature known as Pegasus.

36) oBlok (‘Mike’) from Drydad: Large stone-like creature. Friendly and innocent. Wants to learn. Cumbersome. Was used by Mordrudu to betray the LLSH, but turned on his master and helped the Legion.

37) White Sorceress (Mysa Darkness) from Naugtory: The sister of Dream-Cheryl, this Legionnaire is a practicing sorceress. She is currently learning from Xander, the Ancient one in hopes to be the new Sorceress Supreme. The last master of the mystic arts was killed by Mordrudu. Mysa is the next in a long line of Darkness witches.

38) Frozen Produce (Brak Banning) from Thets Coold: Uses ice manipulation and ice generation. A vegetable man, like all the other sentient vegetable people of his planet. Former leader of the Lair Substitute Legion of Super Heroes. Left Nighty-nite Girl in charge to join the LLSH.

39) De X Streak (Kari Brown): Continuing a long line of Speedfarce heroes (any hero that can tap into the Speedfarce, a force of nature that interconnects all speed heroes in the Parodyverse) she uses super speed to help as a Legionnaire. May be related to the 21st century hero De Brown Streak.


The team has a rotating “leader of the week” and meets, lives and hangs out at Lair Legion of Super Heroes Headquarters. This is a floating, high tech large base with a LLSH flag on the top. It’s located over the spot where Lair Island used to be.
Each member has a Lair Legion Flight Ring, which, besides allowing them to fly, also gives them instant communication to each other and the LLSH HQ.

They have various nemeses, including Balefire10, Mordrudu, and the Fatal Scourge. There is one other villain whom they always cross paths with, their most evil adversary, the Cowled Crook. This evil lord of time fights from the end of time. Planning against both the Legion, and the Hooded Hood. Waiting for the time to strike.


















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