When we last saw NTU-150, Yo and Donar, they were planning an attack on the Dominatrix. Yo and NTU had gone to fetch Visionary, whilst Donar was off doing something else.

Yo: "So who is leather lady outside?"

NTU-150: "Which one? Lisa or the Dominatrix?

Yo: "The second one."

NTU-150: "I'm not sure...she's got a major grudge with Lisa about something, though."

Yo: "She look like a mean lady."

NTU-150: "Yeah, well here's hoping her bark is worse than her bite"

Yo: "She has a dog?"

NTU-150: "Figure of speech, little guy...er..girl.....Yo"

The two valiant stalwarts of freedom arrive at the Monitor Duty room, and open the door.

Vis: "Hey guys...what's the story with that hot betty outside?"

Yo: "Who is Betty?"

NTU: "Betty?..."

Vis: "Well, I'm trying to appeal to a younger demographic...homeboy."

NTU: "eh...whatever. She's called Dominatrix, she's not here for a haircut and she's trouble walking."

Vis: "Sounds not good. Where's Donar?"

Yo: "He went off to his room to get something."

Outside the girls have continued their insulting barbs, blissfully unaware of the fact that Jarvis and Spiffy are now standing just a few feet away, watching in confusion.

Lisa: "Bitch!"

Dom: "Slag!"

Lisa: "Tart"

Dom: "Dog!"

Jarvis: "Honey? Sweetcakes? Hello??"

Spiffy: "She's not listening, Jarv. Give it up."

Jarvis: "I guess we'll see her inside anyway...C'mon..race you to the door."

Jarv and Spiff proceed to run to the front door of the mansion.

M.E.S.S.: "Name please."

Jarv: "Jarvis..."

There is a pause

Spiffy walks past Jarv, in through the front door.

Jarvis: "Hey!! Get back here! You want this friggin' thing to blow your head off?"

Spiffy: "Get real Jarv! NTU made it. It won't do anything except explode."

Jarvis: "True...wait up"

Donar greets them in the foyer

Donar: "Jarvis! Spiffy! We art in trouble most dire!"

Jarvis: "Who from? Moo? Baron Zemo?"

Donar: "The Dominatrix"

Spiffy: "You mean that hottie outside with Lisa?"

They both start laughing

Donar: "I jest not! She art a foul demonic temptress sent to destroy us all!"

Visionary, Yo and NTU-150 join the group.

Vis: "What's so funny?"

Jarvis: "Donar is such a crack-up!! He says that woman outside is going to beat us up!!HAHAHA"

Spiffy: "HAHAHAHA..He's nuts!!"

NTU: "Guys? He's not kidding. We are in deep trouble"

Spiffy: "You're all in on the joke, aren't you? Very funny guys,"

Jarvis: "Since when do you have a sense of humor, Vis?"

Vis: "We're not kidding."

Jarv: "Oh please!! You mean to say I, Jarvis the buffed up butler, am going to be beaten up by a half nekkid blonde with a whip?"

NTU, Yo and Donar: "YES!"

Jarv: "OK guys, jokes over, really!"

NTU: "We're not kidding Jarv!!"

Donar: "We speak only the truth!! The Dominatrix art a side effect borne of my encounters with the judicial system!"

All: "............Huh?"

Donar: "She was Lisa's valiant foe in my court case held most recent! She hath since become a super villianess, set out to ruin Lisa's life."

Jarvis: "We'll see about that!"

Jarvis spins on his heel and sets off towards the door, which fails to open. As a result of this, his nose is now condensed by 5 inches

of steel door.

Jarvis: "OW!!MY NOBE!! Whad de hell ib wrong wid de door?"

NTU: "What? Why's everyone looking at me?"

M.E.S.S." Name please"

Jarvis: "Jarbib"

M.E.S.S.: "I'M SORRY, NAME NOT RECOGNISED."

Spiffy: "Brilliant, NTU!! We have the only security system in the free world that stops people from getting out!"

NTU: "Lucky for us I have a failsafe override code then, isn't it?"

Visionary: "And what's the code?"

NTU: "All I have to do is type in 12345 on the number pad..."

Spiffy: "Which is located on the other side of the door!"

NTU: "D'oh!"

Donar: "I hath an idea..stand back"

Jarvis: "How come he geds do hab all de ideas?"

Yo: "It's his comic."

Donar spins Mjalcom furiously around his head. Behind him a fog rolls in, manifesting itself into the entity known as Zookd.

Zookd: "Ahem,..We had a deal, blunder God..Where's the (tm)?"

Donar: "I hath deleted thy suffix in order to summon thee!"

Zookd: "Why?"

Donar: "We art trapped in yon mansion by a scurrilous security system"

Zookd: "What?"

Jarvis: "We cant open de door"

Zookd: "Tried the service entrance?"

All: "......"

Zookd: "Dammit, I'm going...but first.."

Zookd points at Jarvis, clearing his sinuses, then disappears in a flash of light

Donar: "My plan wert an success !!To the kitchen !!"

Outside, the girls are getting weary. The name-calling has

degenerated from witty one-liners and fat jokes to monosyllabic jibes to juvenile putdowns.

Lisa: "Doodyhead"

Dom: "Boogerface"

The girls are surrounded by the Lair Legion

Jarvis: "Lisa!!"

Lisa: "Honey-bunny!!"

Dominatrix: "So this is your main man, huh?"

Lisa: "Back off bitch, I'm warning you!"

Dominatrix: "Jarvis look into my eyes"

Jarvis looks at her defiantly

Jarvis: "Forget it bimbo, I love Lisa, there's nothing you can......yes mistress."

Dominatrix: "Come, boy!"

Jarvis gets on his hands and knees and crawls over to the Dominatrix, glassy eyed.

Yo: "NO!! What is happening? Visz? Spiffy?"

Visz and Spiffy now stand as glassy eyed as their friend.

Dominatrix: "That's it my pretties! Come lick mommy's heel"

Lisa: "NOOO!!!"

Lisa runs at Dominatrix

Dominatrix: "Oh Lisa? DON'T FORGET THE COOL-WHIP, BABY!!"

Lisa tries to jump aside, but she is too late. Dominatrix's whip wraps around her torso, freezing her in place as a living statue

Donar: "Nay wench!! Not while Donar still stands canst thou claim

victory!"

NTU: "Same here!!"

Donar: "NTU, how hath thou avoided her Come-Hither Stare?

NTU: "Easy. My eyes are shut."

Yo: "So how will you fight her?"

NTU: "Double D'oh "

Dominatrix: "Oh Donar aren't you forgetting something?"

Dominatrix points to her watch

Donar: "Mine Internet access!! I art being called from the Parodyverse!"

Donar fades from view, leaving Yo alone to face Dominatrix..

NTU: "Hey! I'm here too!"

Narrator: "But you are blinded NTU, and seeing as this isn't a Daredevil comic, and you are a supporting character, it's Yo alone"

Yo and NTU: "Rats"

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

BETTER READ DYNAMIC DONAR # 43

OUT AS SOON AS DONAR GETS ANOTHER CARD