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CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! Cast of Characters
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CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! Cast of Characters



CrazySugarFreakFamily!

* CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove, a.k.a. Atreyu Atreides) of Pantheon Prodigies (Odyssey Opportunities) and the University of Washington in Seattle (Emerald City)
* Action Figure (Melanie Hastings, a.k.a. Meggan Foxxx) of “The Foxxxy Lady on Love, Live!”
* Laughing Fox (Sheriff Louis Laughing Fox) of the Spokane Tribal Police in Wellpinit, Washington
* PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Raven) of Seduction of the Innocent (the Wicked Pixies) and Hestia House (Pantheon Prodigies) for “Girls Gifted by the Graces”

CrazySugarFreakCompanions!

* CrazySugarCryptoCreature! (Spaz the Chupacabra) in its Oddity Orb
* GlitchedGizmoRiotgrrlRobot! (“Glitch”, a.k.a. the Madcap Moped) of the ImmatureAnimatedArtificialIntelligences!, and her Impervious Armor of Imaginesium Alloy
* CrazySugarFreakBabe! (Dreamspeaker Kachina Foxglove, a.k.a. “Kissin’ Cousin” to the Wired Wonder) of the Janus Junctures (Utopia University) and her Reality Remote
* HyperActiveLunaticMiss! (Iris Paintbrush Sunrise, a.k.a. the Alchemist Artist) and her Alchemist’s Artkit

Amazing Super-Friends

* Ethan Warren (Dwarf Fighter, Lawful Neutral)
* Henry “Hank” Duncan (Gnome Illusionist, Neutral Good)
* Simon Francis (Elf Mage, True Neutral)
* Lazlo Zola (Half-Orc Barbarian, Chaotic Neutral)
* Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove (Halfling Thief, Chaotic Evil)
* Anna “Inanna” Kensington (Human Paladin, Lawful Good)
* Penelope “Penny” Geoffries (Half-Elf Ranger, Chaotic Good) of PennyCandyCam.Com
* Bernice Teschmacher, of Who Watches the Watchmen? Magazine
* Groovy Gecko-Gal (April Alice “Aphrodite” Apple, a.k.a. the Leapin’ Lizard-Lass) with her Radioactive Reptile (Geek the Gecko) and her Groovy Gecko-Gloves, Gear, and Gadgets

Commedia dell’Arte

* Professor Olivia Hastings, Ph.D. (Call of Cthulhu, Investigator) of Miskatonic University in Arkham, Massachusetts
* Christian “Khrys” Constantine (Vampire: the Masquerade, Clan Toreador, Artiste) of The Black Cherry Magazine in New York City
* Jameson Michael “Jamie” Beckett (Werewolf: the Apocalypse, Bone Gnawers Tribe)
* Easton Ellis Escher West (Mage: the Ascension, Virtual Adepts Tradition) of Mathematic Magic, Inc.
* Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove (Changeling: the Dreaming, Eshu Kith)
* Isabel “Izzy” Shapiro (Wraith: the Oblivion, Pardoners Guild)
* Theo Locksley (Hunter: the Reckoning, Avengers Creed)
* Mhaire “Bloody Mary” Mac Consaidin (Vampire: the Masquerade, Clan Toreador, Poseur) La Llorona of Le Masque de la Mort Rouge Nightclub in Toronto, Ontario
* Griffin Rosencrantz, of the Ironworkers of the Illuminated Inquisition

Globetrotting Gangbusters, in their RVs of Rehab and Reform

* CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove, a.k.a. Atreyu Atreides) of Pantheon Prodigies (Odyssey Opportunities) and the University of Washington in Seattle (Emerald City)
* Action Figure (Melanie Hastings, a.k.a. Meggan Foxxx) of “The Foxxxy Lady on Love, Live!”
* Laughing Fox (Sheriff Louis Laughing Fox) of the Spokane Tribal Police in Wellpinit, Washington

* Extraterrestrial Enigma (Exu the GatewayTraitorGalaxyTraveler!, a.k.a. Doctor Xeno Phobia) of the Janus Junctures (Utopia University)
* Lesbian Liberator (Katrina Luisa Van Horn, a.k.a. Man-Killer)

* Roller Rocket (Lisa Snart, a.k.a. Golden Glider)
* Spectrum Spectre (Roy G. Bivolo, a.k.a. Rainbow Raider) and his Special Effects Specs
* Armored Amphibian (David “Davy” Jones, a.k.a. the Turtle)
* Jujitsu Juggler (Elton Healey, a.k.a. Oddball)
* Kite Knight (Charles “Chuck” Brown, a.k.a. Kite-Man)

* Tubby Tachyon (Ulysses X. Lugman, a.k.a. the Slug)
* Prefab Prankster (Earl J. Dukeston, a.k.a. the Duke of Oil)
* Ocular Occultist (Craig Z. Quilty, a.k.a. Crazy Quilt) and his Conjurer’s Contacts
* Clockwork Craftsman (William Tockman, a.k.a. Clock King)
* Wombat Woman (Frances “Frankie” Oliver, a.k.a. Kangaroo)

* Illusion Illustrator (Leah Wasserman, a.k.a. Mindboggler)
* DJ Druid Druggist (Mark Mandrill, a.k.a. Matter Master) and his Rogues’ Gallery Go-Go Raves

* Mighty Marvels (Commissioner Stanley Kirby, Retired, and Capt. Charlene Clarice “CeCe” Beck) of the Elder Statesmen (Solomon Samson Solutions) and the Super-Powers Police Squads in Classic City (Neoclassical City, a.k.a. New Classic City) and Emerald City (Seattle)
* Fabulous Fashion Fairy (Shelby Spenser, a.k.a. Sydney St. Sylvain) of Fashion Fairy Fabrications (Mnemosyne Media) in her Pixie Princess Palace
* PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Raven) of Seduction of the Innocent (the Wicked Pixies) and Hestia House (Pantheon Prodigies) for “Girls Gifted by the Graces”

Valiant Vanguard, in their Halls of Heroism

* Renaissance Man (Dr. Leonard Day-Vincent, a.k.a. Mister Perfect) of Renaissance Man Research, Inc. (Daedalus Discoveries) and Schrödinger's Cat
* Blacksmiths (Ezra Emrys Wright, a.k.a. the Internet Intellect, and Anna “Inanna” Kensington) of Hammers of Hephaestus, Inc. (Icarus Innovations) and their XOOM (eXOskeleton Operated Mentally) Xoots
* Fabulous Fashion Fairy (Shelby Spenser, a.k.a. Sydney St. Sylvain) of Fashion Fairy Fabrications (Mnemosyne Media) in her Pixie Princess Palace
* Earth Mother (Janis Morrison, a.k.a. Gloriana of Gaia) of the Children of Creation
* Violent Vibrator (Dr. Deirdre “Didi” Dido) of YoYoDyne Dynamics, Inc. (Zone: Zero)
* Captains Courageous (Sir Percival Perry Melville, KBE, and Royal Navy Midshipman Christopher “Kit” Kipling) of Project: Pendragon, and their Serious Matter Man-at-Arms Serum
* Mighty Marvels (Commissioner Stanley Kirby, Retired, and Capt. Charlene Clarice “CeCe” Beck) of the Elder Statesmen (Solomon Samson Solutions) and the Super-Powers Police Squads in Classic City (Neoclassical City, a.k.a. New Classic City) and Emerald City (Seattle)

Evolutionary Revolutionaries, in their Counterculture Corporations

* Vision Quest (Casey Lee Lone Crow, Native American)
* Brainwasher (Zao Zan-zhen, Chinese Buddhist)
* Mongrel (Mollybird Rhodes, African Mulatto)
* Storm Trooper (Deborah Blitzen, German Jew)
* Untouchable (Swapnasundari Gangopadhyay, Indian Hindu)
* Cold Warrior (Oksana Tolkaze, Russian Muslim)
* Flamer (Esteban Esperanto, Hispanic Homosexual)

Deliverers of Doom, in their Lethal Labyrinth Lairs

* Hooded Hood (Ioldabaoth Winkelweald) of the Cosmic Consolidation of Infinite Impossibilities, and his Retroactive Revisions to the Chronological Continuum (RetCons)
* Zeitgeist (Geschichte Buchschreiber) of Neoclassical City (New Classic City, a.k.a. Classic City) and his Tome of Timelines
* Doctor Xeno Phobia (Exu the GatewayTraitorGalaxyTraveler!, a.k.a. the Extraterrestrial Enigma) of the Janus Junctures (Utopia University)
* Trendsetter (Rand M. Chance) of the Evolutionary Revolutionaries (the Original O-Men) and the Aesthetic Authority (Argus Advisors)

* The Word (Mr. Gideon Book) of the Order of Order (Odyssey Opportunities, in the Towel of Babel) and his Voice of Reason
* Disciple of Logos (Priestess Pelopia) of the Order of Order (Odyssey Opportunities, in the Towel of Babel) and her Eidetic Emulation
* Honey Bee (Ms. Apis Mellifera) of the Hive Mind
* Deus ex Machina (Hel Rotwang, a.k.a. Futura, the Woman of Tomorrow) of the Citizens of Cybernation
* Aryan Ideal (Karl Braun) of the Pogroms of Purity, the Righteous Warriors of the White Race

* Lodestone (Lionel, Lord Lodestone, a.k.a. the Viceroy of Vice) of the Ass-Raping Ninjas Student Loan Collection Agency (Entropy Enterprises) and his Touch of Temptation
* Origami-San (Otomo Osamu) of the Ass-Raping Ninjas Student Loan Collection Agency (Entropy Enterprises) and his Feng Shui Folding Skills
* Joe-So-Cool (Cho Tso-kuo) and his Hard-Boiled Killers of the Hong Kong Hit-Kick Boom-Boom Cinema Club Clan
* Madame Butterfly (Nodoka Sakagami, a.k.a. Yuriko Yurakucho) of the Sinister Oriental Stereotypes (of Molestro the Mirthless) and the Elder Statesmen (Solomon Samson Solutions)
* Rape Ape (Governor George W. Milhous Rape Ape) of Primatopolis, the Sovereign State of Sentient Simians

* Jack-of-All-Trades (John O’Toole, a.k.a. the Gimmick Genius) of Villains’ Victory, Café to the Capes & Cowls Crowd
* DJ Druid Druggist (Mark Mandrill, a.k.a. Matter Master) and his Rogues’ Gallery Go-Go Raves
* PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Raven) of Seduction of the Innocent (the Wicked Pixies) and Hestia House (Pantheon Prodigies) for “Girls Gifted by the Graces”
* UltiMAX-TremeMan (Martin “Marvin” Lillard, a.k.a. the PsychoAcidPervGuy!) of Zone: Zero, and his Sucrose-Fueled Sociopath Formula

Obscure Outsiders, in their Omnibus Otherworlds

* Relic Raptor (Isis Qetesh Nekhbet) of the Waifs of Wadjet (the Children of Creation)
* Tribal Talespinner (Anansi Weaver, a.k.a. the Arachnid-Kid) of the Waifs of Wadjet (the Children of Creation)

* Groovy Gecko-Gal (April Alice “Aphrodite” Apple, a.k.a. the Leapin’ Lizard-Lass) with her Radioactive Reptile (Geek the Gecko) and her Groovy Gecko-Gloves, Gear, and Gadgets
* The Woman in Red (Inspector Peggy Allen, Retired) of the Super-Powers Police Squad in Classic City (Neoclassical City, a.k.a. New Classic City) and Heroine Addiction, the Reading Room for Comix Chix
* Salish Sasquatch Shaman (Alberta “Beastly Betty” Ostman, M.D.) of the Original O-Men (the Evolutionary Revolutionaries)
* Violent Vibrator (Dr. Deirdre “Didi” Dido) of YoYoDyne Dynamics, Inc. (Zone: Zero)

* Great Red Dragons (the Rev. William “Bill” Blake Sr. and William “Billy” Blake Jr.) of the Dynasty of Dionysian Diablerie (the College of Celestial Consciousness)
* Doctor Udo Ovid Ivo (Professor Aleister Ambrose Absinthe, Ph.D.) of the Secret Society of Superior Scholars
* Mothman (Indrid Cold) from the files of the Ufology Underground, and his/her/its Paranormal Phenomena
* The Scream (Edvard Munch, a.k.a. der Alarmierend Angst-Mensch) and his Infectious Hysteria

* Tactful Saboteur (Jorj X. McKie, a.k.a. Saboteur Extraordinaire) of the Bureau of Sabotage (the Anachronistic Anarchists)
* Agent of Chaos (Robert Ching, a.k.a. First Agent) of the Brotherhood of Assassins (the Anachronistic Anarchists)

CrazySugarHistoricHeroes!

In the Time Before Time: GatewayTraitorGalaxyTraveler! (Exu, a.k.a. Doctor Xeno Phobia, the Extraterrestrial Enigma) of the Janus Junctures (Utopia University)
In the Time When Time Was New to the Land: SacredClownSmilingCoyote! (Charles “Charlie” Smiling Coyote) of the Lodge of What Will Be Left Behind in the Distant Dreamtime
Circa 10,000 BC: HornyHairyBerserkerBarbarian! (Upchuk the Uproarious) and his Manic Mallet of Magic Metal
c. 1390 BC: PyramidProdigyAcolyteArchitect! (Ptahmose Amenhotep)
c. 1225 BC: LuckyLustfulDementedDemigod! (Parodysseus Paradoxterix) and the Ecdysiast of Ecstasy (Erathalia Euterpsichore) of the Discordant Dorkonauts
c. 725 AD: JourneyingJinniTreasureThief! (Iblis ibn al-Azrad) of the Lovely Lady of the Lonesome Lamp (Jinx of the Jinn)
c. 1190: BawdyBardJesterJouster! (Squire William of Wonkham, a.k.a. the Orange-and-Green Knight) of the Faerie Queene (Princess Serendipity Spenser, a.k.a. Gloriana of Gaia) and his Extraordinary Excelsior
c. 1475: BakaKintaroAmatouSamurai! (Tanaka Takeshi)
c. 1550: MerryHereticHarlequinMask! (Dante di Zanni) of the Guild of Guises
c. 1650: JollyJauntySweetmeatSwashbuckler! (Wesley Valentine)
c. 1775: ColoredColonialPatoisPatriot! (Benedicte LeBlanc)
1859-1879: LocoQuickdrawSarsaparillaOutlaw! (Jezebel “Jesse” O’Hare)
1879-1899: EccentricEtherInvestigatorInventor! (Phineas Quimby) and his Indeterminate Ether of Improbable Effect
1899-1919: QueerJumbledJungleQueen! (Shauna Naughton, a.k.a. Sha Na Na) of the Weird Wilds of the Primordial Playground
1919-1939: CacklingCappuccinoSupernaturalSleuth! (Gabriel Ravenscroft)
1939-1949: CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! (Terrence “Terry” Lucas) and Jingo Belle (Navy Ensign Patricia Pike, of the Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Service, and Army Capt. Josephine Simon) the Amazin’ All-American Amazon
1949-1959: AtomicSci-FiSecretAgent! (Ian Isaac Bradbury) of Project: Pendragon, versus S.O.D.O.M.Y.
1959-1969: CrazySugarCosmicIconoclast! (Carter Armstrong) of the CrazySugarCosmicIconoclastCollective!, in his Astronerd Asylum
1969-1979: MachoMochaDemonicDetective! (Mahogany Coffy) and his Brown Sugar (Sally Hemings-Jefferson, a.k.a. Ebony Venus) the Nubile Nubian Chop-Socky Sista
1979-1989: InsaneCaffeineRevengeSoldier! (Hannibal M. Murdock) of Zone: Zero, and his Sucrose-Fueled Sociopath Formula
1989-1999: TwistedTimestreamWastelandsWanderer! (Zager N. Evans) from the Year 2525 …
Now: CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove, a.k.a. Atreyu Atreides) and PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Raven) with their Silly Suits of Impossibilitium
10 Years from Now: GlitchedGizmoRiotgrrlRobot! (“Glitch”, a.k.a. the Madcap Moped) of the ImmatureAnimatedArtificialIntelligences!, and her Impervious Armor of Imaginesium Alloy
20 Years from Now: HyperActiveLunaticMiss! (Iris Paintbrush Sunrise, a.k.a. the Alchemist Artist) and her Alchemist’s Artkit
From the Far-Flung Future: CometSailorSpaceCadet! (Halcyon “Halley” Huxley) of the Comrade Satellites Starship Constellation
In the Time at the End of Time: LuminousLudicrousKineticKid! (“The Hero with a Thousand Faces”) of the Janus Junctures (Utopia University) and his/her/its/their Tricksters’ Talismans

CrazySugarSupportingPlayers!

* SentaiOtakuHentaiBishounen! (Kitsune Kuusou)
* Oliver “Ollie” Hastings
* Navy Rear Adm. (Lower Half) “Commodore” Thomas Stearns and Vivian Van Doren Hastings
* Gwydion “Wade” Leslie
* Reginald, Monica, and Zelda Kensington
* Trent Geoffries
* Beatrix “Trixie” Teschmacher
* Steff Ditko and Joan Romita
* Devi Dhawan, of The Black Cherry Magazine in New York City
* Professor Stephen Spenser, Ph.D., of Miskatonic University in Arkham, Massachusetts

CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! CrazySugarFreakToys!

Impossibilitium

* Fluorescent Tangerine Orange (NyQuil Cherry Red)
* Neon Lime Green (Dimetapp Grape Purple)
* Day-Glo Banana Yellow (Pepto-Bismol Bubble Gum Pink)

* Silly Suit
* Signal Symbol
* Climbing Cling

* Dizzy Disc
* Gawker Goggles (Vision: Telescopic, Microscopic, Infrared, Ultraviolet, X-Ray, and Written Language Comprehension)
* Eavesdropping Earring (Hearing: Ultrasonic, Subsonic, Sonar Sense, and Spoken Language Comprehension)
* Translator Tonguestud
* Walkie-Talkie Watch
* Black Hole Backpack
* Go-Go Yo-Yos
* “Join Up” Jacket
* Extraordinary Excelsior (of Squire William of Wonkham, a.k.a. the BawdyBardJesterJouster!, the Orange-and-Green Knight of Princess Serendipity Spenser, a.k.a. Gloriana of Gaia, the Faerie Queene)

* Combat Candy
* Sticky String Sprayers
* Rocket Fuel Soda Pop (in a Bottle, or in a Can)

* Oddity Orb (of Spaz the Chupacabra, a.k.a. the CrazySugarCryptoCreature!)
* Madcap Moped (“Glitch”, a.k.a. the GlitchedGizmoRiotgrrlRobot! of the ImmatureAnimatedArtificialIntelligences!, and her Impervious Armor of Imaginesium Alloy)
* Astronerd Asylum (of Carter Armstrong, a.k.a. the CrazySugarCosmicIconoclast! of the CrazySugarCosmicIconoclastCollective!)



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