9/13/06
Armbruster Investigations
1617 Morningwood Drive, Suite # 400
The City, USA
Greetings, my Biz-Nitches!
It's your lord & master! This Memo is to inform you, my above mentioned Biz-Nitches, that there is a distict possibility that we, the above mentioned "Armbruster Investigations", may be back to grace you with our wonderful presence in the near future, like in the next month or two. Or maybe not. It all depends how we feel like at the time, what our work shedule is like & weither or not we have anything truely mind blowing awesome to tell you like we went to the Moon, to Hell or got involved in some Pan-Galactic War with some Cosmic Jerk who has a stick the size of Texas stuck up his bunghole. Yeah, something like that. It also depends if were drunk or not, which if you know me is pretty much all the time. Which reminds me, .. *Incoheriant ramblings* .. so I said the Miss Alba Snorfiblast & then threw up in her handbag. It was the best Oscar party ever! Oppsie! I think I just wet myself.
Signed,
Arnold James Flying Hippotamus Armbruster
A.K.A. Arnie J. Armbruster, Private Investigator.
-Memo recited to Snookie Taskashi, Secretary, but not read due to extreme drunkenness.
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