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Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Part #12, Five Earths! Five Uh Ohs!
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Previously we saw;
The Cowled Criminal has so far destroyed thousands of universes with his Plaid Wall of Anti-Story. As a last act of his life, the Lurker used his life essence to create a Neververse. This pocket universe contains both the Parodyverse and the Satireverse. A side effect of this is that both universes are slowly merging and time is completely screwed up. When they finish merging they will occupy the same space and destroy each other.

The Lurker’s agents, Humdinger, Access, Soothsayer and Greg Dean are marshalling many heroes into a rescue force. They will be sent to five alternate Earths to try to prepare the people for their world’s entrance into the Neververse. Greg Dean hopes to use the Infinity Pencil to save all seven Earths but first the Lurker’s agents need assure the temporary safety for the universes.

Believing himself to be the abandoned son of the Hooded Hood, the Cowled Criminal used several powerful artifacts through out time to bring Anti-Story to the Multiverse to begin with. He also captured Yo, fooling him/her into pouring his/her power into certain machines. This added power to the Cowled Criminal’s own retconning abilities. The Cowled Criminal also recruited various agents to help him in his campaign. The JBH member Swift remains a prisoner.

All of this happened in previous chapters of Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses.


Catch up at the Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Web Page!








Earth Tricky, a world much like the Parodyverse, except many of the heroes we know and love have been killed.
This is the universe that Trickshot originally called home. Thanks to an earlier crisis he was transported to the main Parodyverse and made to believe this Earth was destroyed.
He only recently found out other wise and now the arrogant archer is chomping at the bit to return.
If he knew the dire straights that his home Earth was in at the moment, he would try to move Heaven and Earth to return.
Instead a different hero is there, watching events progress from the seclusion of a ruined building.

“Won’t they ever stop coming?” Tom Irving aka Amazing Guy wondered. Ever since he was stranded on this Earth he called it his home. “I feel so helpless!”
Tom’s left arm and both legs was bandaged. His colorful costume was torn in many places and his body was covered in cuts and burns.
He watched silently as the tired, hungry citizens of his Earth, now mindless workers, continued to build the giant storage chamber.
The sky was black with Shadow Demons as the creatures flew over the city. All the buildings were in shambles and the citizens were in chains. All the survivors had been turned into a slave class and Tom watched as they toiled to build the massive machine.
The futuristic machine was as large as the city. Its center used to be Off Center Park.
“I tried to hold them off but nothing worked! The Legion fought hard. All that’s left of Wangmundo is a charred smear outside the rubble of our mansion. Hatman, Nats, Dancer, Michael Wooster and that new girl Liu Xi Xian have all been captured for processing.”
He watched closer as one of the Cowled Criminal’s agents, Speedshark, inspected the next set of captured humans.
“We need help in a bad way but since I’m all there is I guess it’s up to me. All communication with the Prime Parodyverse is cut off! I cant even contact that Access guy.”
Speedshark pointed to the large machine and said something to the mindless human servants. The new captures were then forced towards the machine.
“So many people have been mind wiped and turned into mindless drones. And for what? So that they can build and guard that monstrous machine? I need to know more about it and those strange items that guy brought with him. I’ve got to get closer.”




Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Part #12, Five Earths! Five Uh Ohs!




Somewhere dark and mysterious;
“It will be simplicity itself to destroy them.” The dark sinisterly deep voice of the Cowled Criminal commented as the single view screen showed the merging Parodyverse and Satireverse Earths. “This Neververse that fool Lurker created with his dying breath can not possibly stand up to my power.”
“Hey, what about those other Earths you promised me?” Chronic asked. The dead guitarist has been in the service of the Cowled Criminal recently.
The chaos of the master schemer had always been inviting to Steve, the guitar from Hell that Chronic was bonded with. The prospect of causing more pain and chaos on other worlds drove Steve on and whatever drives the devil guitar Steve drives his human user, Chronic.
“I believe the moment has finally arrived Chronic. Prepare yourself.”
A flash of light revealed the arrival of Spacewarped. Another servant of the Cowled Criminal and an old enemy to the hero Goldeneyed, Spacewarped can travel other world with the blink of an eye.
“Master it is done! The artifacts of power have been placed into the Chamber of Power and the people of the Earth called Earth Tricky are continuing to fortify the Chamber. Speedshark has everything under control.”
“Excellent. And what of that Earth’s heroes?”
“Dead or brainwashed my master.”
Swift, member of the JBH and hero of the Parodyverse, continued to cower in fear. Chronic had used his guitar to keep the hero in a constant state of fear.
“Another whole Earth suffers because of this %^&$! I’ve got to escape and tell the JBH! If I could just get a few minutes more…”
Unfortunately the Cowled Criminal replied to his servant, “Spacewarped, knock him out and take him to Earth Tricky.”
“Yes my master!” a quick blow to the head sent Swift to the ground. After weeks of constant torture the painful release of consciousness was almost relieving. Spacewarped then placed power-dampening shackles on the hero.
“Make sure he’s placed where all the human chattel can see him. I want him whipped again and beaten. Remove any glint of his dignity. I believe this fool will serve me better strung up as an example to all who oppose me!”
Once Spacewarped had left the Cowled Criminal turned to Chronic.
“Now my servant, it is your turn.”
“YYEEEAAARRRRRGGG!” Chronic screamed as the Cowled Criminal’s red eyes flashed. Inside Chronic’s mind he could hear the guitar Steve laughing.
The ex-drug user sobbed deeply as millions of minds filled his head. “TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH!”
“I fill you with power Chronic. Power over the emotions of millions of souls. Five alternate universes spin on as my Anti-story wave destroys them. Five alternate universes filled with very frightened beings. I give to you the power to guide Steve’s new emotion controlling abilities. Fill them with anger and fear my servant. I want every man, woman and child on those Earths to die in fear. You shall use Steve’s new emotion controlling abilities to win me my final victory!”




On the late Lurker’s ship, three men and one woman stand before a strange assemblage of heroes. These four are Humdinger, Access, Greg Dean and Soothsayer.
Twenty-five heroes, all but one call either the Parodyverse or the Satireverse their home. All twenty-five were inside this space ship headquarters before when all the collective heroes of those two Earths were called to help in the current Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses.
Some eye the others with suspicion while others are relieved to be with fellow teammates.
“We are grateful all of you agreed to join us.” Greg Dean, the sole survivor of a long gone Earth thanked them.
“This had better be important. There is much we can be doing on Earth.” Shazana Pel, the exiled Thonggarian High Warrior stated.
“She’s right Access. We’ve got things to do.” The large dragon Fin Fang Foom responded.
“Surly you do not need this many champions.” Rabid Wolf, Candian hero and Goddess joined in.
“I don’t even know most here but whatever you want us for, I’m sure many here have much more experience then me.” Hector Richmond explained. The youth was dressed in a light armored version of the Golden Age Pigeonman’s costume and wings.
“You’ll do fine grandson.” Pigeonman responded as he placed his hand on his successor’s shoulder.
CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! smiled at his teammate. Maybe his old friend from the Lair Society of Justice was starting to recover after the death of his wife Pigeon Woman.
“I do not belong with this group. I do not understand why I am needed.” Kieko, the Asian police officer and former assassin from another universe calmly wondered aloud.
“Don’t worry toots! With a man of action like me around you’ve got nothing to fear!” Andrew Dean: Agent of The Man, known rock star and super spy of the Satireverse grinned as he checked her out.
Kieko ignored him.
“Each of you are needed.” Humdinger told the twenty-five. “You’re skills, weapons, powers, faith, experience and fresh look at this life will count on this mission.”
“And just what is the mission Humdinger?” Mister Epitome asked. He wished Artimies was not one of the heroes here but there she was, standing next to Desert Rose and Jackie Rabbit.
As Greg Dean answered five screens began showing the assembled heroes five different Earths. “These worlds are known as Nazi Earth, Earth Switch Sex, Earth RGA, Earth Technopolis and Earth CB. As you can see by the screens, the Anti-Story wave has reached them. They will be completely dissolved within the hour.”
Humdinger continued, “Your job is to travel to these worlds and calm the citizens. Each world has super human representatives who can aid you in this task.”
“So we’re just crowd control?” Yuki Shiro asked while standing between Pegasus and Chameleon Dragon.
“Yes. It’s an easy job and it shouldn’t take too long.” Access replied.
“Good. I’m tired of being used like the Lurker’s tool.” Power Rod II stated under her breath. She still held a deep hate for all super heroes, despite recently gaining powers thanks to the Lurker.
“I have a question!” Rocket Raccoon raised his paw. “Can I go with some of the babes here?”
Humdinger ignored him, “Well then if everyone is ready we shall…”
“WAIT!” Soothsayer exclaimed. “I sense danger!”
RRRRRUUUUMMMBBLE!
The Lurker’s Hexagonal Space Ship started to shake badly. Walls, ceiling and floor cracked, consoles exploded and everyone lost their footing.
“What’s going on?” Kieko asked as Phantom Ghost Girl grabbed her arm, saving her from falling.
“The place is falling apart!” CrazySugarFreakBabe! said as she bounced from broken machinery to broken machinery. Behind her Fin Fang Foom had grown to twelve feet and was carrying Rabid Wolf and Harlagaz Donarson.
Greg Dean was climbing towards a certain control panel. “Everyone calm down! Humdinger and Access will get you off the ship in an orderly manner!”
“Is it always like this pal?” Andrew Dean: Agent of The Man asked Mister Epitome as the hero helped him up from a large crevice that led many levels below.
“How is it coming? What is the damage report?” Epitome asked Humdinger as she flew by beside Angelheart.
“It will take Greg a moment to configure things.”
“Why can’t you just send us? You brought us here easy enough.” Desert Rose wondered as she held onto CrazySugarBlast-OffLad!
“It’s not that easy anymore! The barriers between universes are too strained now!” Access replied for Humdinger as he held on beside Fugleman and Artimies.
Artimies was quiet as she stared at Fugleman. Was this really the Dominic Clancy of the Satireverse? He seemed so different from the Epitome she knew.
Rocket Raccoon used his jet pack to fly near Pegasus (who was helping Jackie Rabbit), Shazana Pel (who was helping Dancer) and Lightning-Hatress.
“I’m surrounded by beautiful girls and the world is falling apart. Figures.”
Greg shouted, “Don’t leave the ship! Nothing is outside but limbo!”
“No! I can’t be going! Not now!” Soothsayer shouted as he disappeared.
“Where did he go?” the Golden Age Pigeonman asked as he and Hector Richmond flew past falling wreckage.
“He’s been pulled away to another disaster! It’s his curse.” Access explained.
Humdinger spoke to Dancer as the Lair Legionnaire landed safely on an as yet undestroyed corridor. Some of the other heroes where gathering there. “Dancer! Remember when the Lurker gave you a tour of this ship? He did that for this day! Lead the heroes to the second teleportation chamber on the second level!”
“Will do! Come on troops! It’s getting hot in here!” Dancer commanded as she led them down the corridor.
“I’ll follow a sexy love machine like you anywhere hot stuff!” Andrew Dean: Agent of The Man, replied.
“HEY! That was my line!” complained Rocket Raccoon.
Hallie’s flying Holographic Emitter Drone floated beside Humdinger. Her holographic image flashed. “Is there anything I can do?”
“I’m afraid not Hallie. Just join the others. We need you on one of those Earths.”
The emitter flew on to follow Dancer, just missing several falling chunks of debris.
Humdinger turned to see Greg Dean strapped into a futuristic device. A look of determination on his face.
She flew up to him, “What are you doing?”
“With this device I can use my own bi-universal life energies to draw the final earths into the Neververse. It wasn’t quite ready but I have no choice!”
Humdinger blasted him.
“No, but I do.”
“What did you do?” Access asked as he guided a hover-skiff towards them.
She picked up the unconscious Dean and gently tossed him to Access. “What I was meant to do.”
She grabbed the machine. It absorbed her as the ship exploded.



The robotic skull looking ship of Brainattack, where inside a man laughs.
“The pitiful heroes try so hard but to no avail. While they run around saving their Earths we will continue to grow our army. Soon all those Earths will be ours!”
The cold metallic, uncaring voice of Brainattack replied to his guest, “That is true Count Armageddon. It is only a matter of time before our forces are complete. I calculate a 100% chance of total conquest over the organics.”
The Count did not state what he was thinking. He did not say how the ‘organics’ would then rise up and defeat his robotic partner.





Alternate Earth File 00000472
Nazi Earth
This world diverged from the Parodyverse Prime during World War Two. The Nazi forces were more powerful and had discovered the nuclear bomb quicker then the United States of America. The WWII fighting force known as the Golden Age Matadors discovered this world towards the end of the war on Parodyverse Prime. They decided to switch to this world to help it’s inhabitants.
Adolph Hitler’s forces won the war and took over the entire free world. Through various leaders, the Nazi government has ruled ever since.
Only the Golden Age Matadors stand as a resistance. They have gained a few new members since then as well as lost some of their old members.




The city of Parodopolis looked very much like it was the forties, with the clothing styles and makes of cars, yet the year was the present one. Nazi flags hung from most buildings and there were Nazi soldiers on the street.
These things were typical for this world.
What was not typical was the giant plaid Anti-Story wall that devoured the city, block by block.
The soldiers and anyone else ran with sheer panic in their eyes. This too was strange as the people ran towards the Anti-Story wall instead of from it.
“Can’t let you run stupidly to your deaths. I would like too, but I cant.” Penny Forman, the new villain called Power Rod said as she used the energy that was now a part of her to project a yellow shield in front of the Plaid Wall.
“By Foog Horne’s white wings is that who I think it is?” Shazana Pel asked as she flew in the air.
“Yes Shazana it is.” Carl Hallow, the Golden Age Pigeonman replied as he flew nearby. “It’s a giant image of Humdinger within the Plaid Wall. What she’s doing there is anybody’s guess.”
A man who looked a lot like Mister Epitome, but his uniform resembled the Nazi flag instead of the American one, smashed through a building.
The Parodyverse Mister Epitome dusted off his hands. “There. That takes care of the Nazi Earth version of me. Now lets calm these people down before it’s too late.”
Hector Richmond, wearing a newer wings and harness, flew down to calm the crowd as it charged for the Anti-Story wall. “People! Please be calm! We’re from the Parodyverse and we’re here to help! NO!”
The crowd attacked him, hitting and kicking.
“GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!”
“WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE!”
“GET AWAY FROM HIM!” Pigeonman shouted as he swooped down and pushed the people off of his grandson. “Hector are you alright?”
“Yeah. I’m ok. I didn’t expect to be fighting innocent people on my first day out as your partner.”
“It’s ok. Your grandmother would be proud of you.”
“This is nonsense!” Shazana Pel said. “Why are all the people acting upset and scared?”
A tight yellow laser blasted Pel from the sky.
ZOOOOWWW
“UGGH!”
Mister Epitome caught her.
“There will be more where that came from you monsters!” The Beam, hero from the Parodyverse’s WWII and current hero of this world warned.
They stood there, just as defiant as they have been for decades;
[Crisis Pin-Up Poster #10: The Golden Age Matadors;
The Beam flies to the top left on a beam of yellow light, Burning Boy flies by way of a trail of fire on the top right. Between them Black Falcon flies with his wings spread out.
On the far left stands the Human Fart, still incased in his protective suit. On the far right stands Ghostgirl as she aims her Blackness Gun towards the heroes. Beside Ghostgirl stands Hatman (it’s Jay Boaz but he’s dressed like the Golden Age Hatman). Next to the Human Fart stands Golden Girl, still looking as young as she was back in the forties (probably because she is the hero known as Sersi in the regular Parodyverse).
Standing in front was American Joe in all his red, white and blue glory.]
“You might have defeated Commander Ideal, our sworn enemy, but that doesn’t mean you are on the side of right! Golden Age Matadors! LET’S GET THEM!”
“GAMS! What’s gotten into you? It’s me, your fellow masked man from the 40’s! Pigeonman!” the aged hero called out as he flew out of Black Falcon’s reach.
“You can’t fool us! We know you’ve been sent to destroy our Earth!” there was fear in his eyes.
“That’s right!” Ghostgirl agreed as she fired her black ray towards Shazana Pel. The Thonggarian warrior dodged the darkness. “We’ve fought an oppressor for sixty years and we wont back down now!”
“Sixty years? You guys cant be that old!” Power Rod said while her yellow energy constructs exploded at the strange explosive gases of the Human Fart.
“Being near American Joe has kept us young not that it’s any of your business!” Burning Boy replied while trying to hit Hector Richmond with a fireball.
“Yeow! That was close! Come on! We’re just here to help!”
“You can’t fool us with your lies! We’re as unbeatable as the American spirit! You can spit on us, oppress us, cage us and we’ll fight back!” American Joe warned as he and Mister Epitome clasped hands in a powerful mercy fight.
“We are not… lying! Something is filling… ugh.. you with fear! Fight it! Ugh! How strong ARE you?”
“As strong as America needs me to be sonny! The Soup or Soldier Serum saw to that!” American Joe threw Epitome through a building to illustrate his point.





Alternate Earth File 00000784
Switch Sex Earth
This world is simply the sexual opposite the Parodyverse Prime. For every male on Parodyverse prime there is a female equivalent on this earth. The same is true for the females. They have their own team of heroes called the League of Righteous.



Another Parodopolis, another Plaid Wall, more people screaming as they charge it in fear and another image of Humdinger within the Anti-Story wall. No one seems to even see her as panic grips them.
Here four more Parodyverse heroes and one from another universe altogether find themselves surrounded.
“Hehehehehe!”
“Why is the strange little capitalist raccoon with the jet pack laughing?” Rabid Wolf asked as she eyed the many heroes surrounding them.
“Maybe the fool thinks he can take on so many threats at once?” Desert Rose commented as she raised her ancient sentient Scimitar called Areei to their defense.
“I’m sure Rocket Raccoon isn’t that stupid. Desperate maybe but not stupid.” Dancer clarified. “What do you think Kieko?”
“I think we should focus on the multiple threats surrounding us.”
“Aw you’re a party pooper ‘Short and Sexy’! Naw, the reason I’m laughing is I’m on a world populated with female versions of the LL. Beside me are four of the most babeulicious sex objects from my world. Lets just say I’m in Heaven!”
Dancer clarified, “Well R.R., I hate to correct you but Kieko isn’t from our Earth.”
“So? She’s still a hot ninja babe!”
The look on the assassin’s eyes was enough to silence the furry little deviant.
“Strangers! Surrender to us or you will fall! We shalt smite thee nonetheless!” the buxom Daniar announced as she swung her enchanted curling iron, Mayyballing (tm).
“Forget warning them Dani! They brought that Plaid Wall here!” a tight black spandex wearing female Goldeneyed noted with anger.
“Yeah! Let’s kick their $%^#!” the short red-headed Natsy shouted as she swooped in low.
“I don’t know guys.” Hatgal hesitated. “Shouldn’t we question them?”
The large female dragon, Finita Fan Foom, blew angry smoke from her nostrils, “That Wall already killed Ms. Jarvis, Exile and Zile! Enough talking! League of Righteous Attack!”
“Oh crap!” Rocket Raccoon shouted as Daniar, Natsy, Hatgal, Finita Fan Foom and Goldeneyed charged forward alongside CrazySurgarFreakGirl!, the Sorcerer, spiffette, Yuki, Larry, Amazing Gal, NtiNA250, Dancer (a male version of course), Ms. Epitome, Ham-Girl and a female Trickshot.
Valerie stood in the back ground in her yellow trench coat and watched WomanWoman and Nail Filey, the talking Nail File, bring up the rear.
“This isn’t good.” The possibly fake woman said.




“AAARRRIIIEE! STOP IT! It hurts! Too many minds! All in my head!. GET THEM OUT! MAKE IT STOP!”
“Nonsense Chronic. You wanted to control a world, now you have five!”






Alternate Earth File 00000259
Technopolis Earth
An Earth where science was the ruling factor of life. It has gone through a major war with the Parodyverse Prime and has since fallen into a disorganized mess. Premiere was it’s main Science Hero but he has been dead since the war.




As the Plaid Wall of Entropy eats away at the charred earth refugees run in every direction.
Five heroes from two worlds have found themselves caught in the middle of an all out war.

“DIE TECHNO-SCUM!” King Lud, the huge fat leader of the Techno-Luddites shouted as his cannibal hillbillies swarmed Hallie.
“You’ve GOT to be kidding!” she simply stated as her little flying holo-emitter sent out large volts of electricity, shocking her attackers senseless.
King Lud simply leered, “You think a little shock will stop us you abomination? Get her boys!”
Large Kirby-wagons zoomed down, allowing more Techno-Luddites to fire their laser rifles at her emitter.
Her force field easily blocked the blasts.
“You guys are like a cross between Deliverance and Road Warrior! And what is up with your fat boss’ look? I’m just glad I can turn off my Olfactory Simulator or his stench would cause my Vomit Inducer to go online!” Hallie said as she easily took out her foes. “Hey Yuki, how are you holding up?”

Yuki Shiro, cyborg detective, was near by in her own mess. The Citizens of Cybernation had her surrounded.
Part human, part machine and all of them messy with blood incrusted bionics, the Citizens of Cybernation did not attack but instead just stood there in an eerie circle. They would not allow her to even move away.
“I’m doing fine Hallie but if these Frankenstein freaks would just let me by I could help you and the others.”
“Oh we cannot allow that stranger.” A strange machine like voice replied from within the crowd circling Yuki. “See it is our goal, our mission, our very life meaning to bring the way of the machine to all our brothers and sisters. You are already gifted with the holy machine! Join us and help us in our mission!”
The strange man moved out of the crowd and she saw him. She could not help but feel revulsion. The man wore the trappings of a man of the cloth, yet half his head was replaced with a bad fitting cyber skull. His arms and legs were oddly fit machine parts and a pool of blood and oil followed him wherever he walked.
“I am called simply the Cyber-Bishop. Don’t fight us woman. You are remarkable! From our scanners we can tell you only have a human brain. You are what we strive to be!”
“An obsessed freak? I don’t think so.” Yuki tried to leap over the crowd but a single quick nod from the Cyber-Bishop was all it took for the Citizens of Cybernation to swarm her as one.

KAPOW! KAPOW!
The sound of gunfire revealed that things were just as bad for Andrew Dean: Agent of The Man. This part time rocker, full time secret agent and hero of the Satireverse had his hands full.
The flying pirate ship was huge as it hovered over the other heroes in their separate battles. Andrew Dean swung from the masthead as he fired more bullets. “Let your slaves go! The world is coming to an end, surly you can give them peace before it does!”
Many Tech Pirates fired their blasters at him in unison but his skill was sufficient enough to dodge each one.
Cap'n Bleek regarded Dean with his one good eye. “Never you sissy-boy! Taking slaves, weapons and other tech is what we do! I don’t care if’n th’ whole entire world rides to Hell it’self! We’ll still do what we do!”
Dean landed on the stirn of the boat and looked down to the ground far below. The people were still running towards the Anti-Story Wall in deep terror.
“Then at least pick up those people! They’re going to kill themselves if they enter that Plaid Wall!”
“We’ll do no such thing off-worlder! In fact that’s where we be going matey. Now taste my Eyepach of Annihilation!”
Dean dodged the lazar blast and fired his pistols. Cap'n Bleek proved to be just as fast.
“Come on. It’s stupid to fly into that thing! In a matter of minutes your world will be saved!”
“That’s not whut you said a moment ago off-worlder!”
“Alright, you got me. I was trying to trick you into freeing your slaves. But I’m telling the truth now! We have friends who are trying to save this world. Honest!”
“Like I’ll believe a man who would lie to me face! Roboparrots! Kill that man!”
Fifty robotic parrots swooped down to peck at the secret agent.

ZZZZAAAKKK!
Lightning sparked from one Chinese sorcerer to another as Lightning-Hatress flew over the East-Blok Mechamages.
Not to be undone, their leader, the High Occultist Zen Zhang Za commanded his dark red robe wearing forces to press on their attack.
“Whoa! Watch what you’re doing with those strange necklaces buddy!” Lightning-Hatress replied as her opponents’ mystic-science attacks came awfully close.
“What you call ‘strange necklaces’ are known to us as techno-mystic amulets. They have far more power then the lightning you throw girl! You will know this once we have over taken you.” Zen Zhang Za replied.
“You’d have to catch me first looser! SHOCKING GRIFE! That was close!” the member of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes zapped more Mechamages as she flew over head. “Not close enough though. In the future I come from, the Legion has faced better dweebs then you. A few minutes more and I’ll have you all sorted out!”

While Lightning-Hatress may have an easier time then her other fellow other-universe heroes, the same might not be said for the Satireverse hero known as Fugleman.
Starpom Omega lie on the ground defeated. Windblossom was concentrating on several plants, forcing them to crush the off-world hero.
“Let go of him villain!” she commanded.
Fugleman was holding the unconscious Phase Shift while the vines under Windblossom’s control started to contract around his legs.
“I’m not a bad guy lady!” he tried to explain. “My name is Clancy. Dominic Clancy. I’m from another Earth. I’m a hero just like you! My friends and I came here to help you!”
Her brow furrowed, “Help? You took out the leader of the planetary government, Starpom Omega. Then you knocked my husband out with one punch. I SAID put him down!”
“Of course.” Fugleman gently put down the beaten hero and then stared at the vines. Heat vision from his eyes burned away the plants. He then turned around in super speed, blowing away the burnt remains and then sped to a position two feet in front of her
Windblossom was in shock. “You’re powers! It’s almost like you’re him.”
“Who?”
“Never mind. He died years ago. I’ll stop you…”
“No. You wont.” Dominic used his super strength to hold Windblossom by the shoulders. “Listen to me. See that plaid wall that stretches up into the sky? It’s destroying everything. Within the hour your universe will be over. Kaput. My friends and I are from the Satireverse and Parodyverse. We’re here to help you people remain calm until more of our friends can bring your universe to a safe location.”
“Did you say Parodyverse?”
“Yes.”
“Are you with the Lair Legion? Are they coming too?”
“I’m with the Den Defenders of the Satireverse but there are Legionaries scattered across five Earths, doing what we’re doing. See that woman with the purple hair beating up those cyborgs? Her name is Yuki and she’s one of the Legion.”
“But the Legion are good guys. We thought…”
“You thought wrong ma’am. We’re here to help.” Dominic gently let go of Kareen O’Conner, the Science Hero known as Windblossom.
She was dazed and confused. “I want to believe you but I feel so angry and scared. It’s as if some force is controlling…”
She is interrupted as a familiar voice can be heard. “BACK AWAY FROM HER!”
“It’s him!”
The Dominic Clancy of the Satireverse did not have time to respond as a fast moving shape sped up to him with super speed and hit him through four buildings.
Windblossom looked at her rescuer as he stood defiant. “Premiere? You’re alive?”

“Oh crap. Things just got worse.” Hallie said. She watched Victor Brooke, the famous hero and one time Honorary Member of the Lair Legion attack the alternate Dominic Clancy.
King Lud and the remaining the Techno-Luddites had already fled into the hills.
“A part of me wish he had done that to my Dominic but this is no time for pity thoughts.”
She looked up at the Plaid Wall destroying this Earth. She marveled at the image of Humdinger in the Plaid Wall.
“I don’t know what you’re doing but you’d better do it quick.”






To be continued
Next up; Two more Earths face destruction! Witness CrazySugarBlast-OffLad!, Artimies, Fin Fang Foom, Angelheart and Chameleon Dragon face off against the combined might of the entire Righteous Guild of America! Discover a new Earth along side CrazySugarFreakBabe!, Phantom Ghost Girl, Pegasus, Jackie Rabbit and Harlagaz Donarson!

All as soon as I can.

Man, there is still so much left to write! When will it end?





The Safety Footnotes Dance…



TOO MANY EARTHS NOTE #1:
Satireverse, Nazi Earth, Switch Sex Earth, Technopolis Earth, Earth RGA and Earth CB
These and all the other Alternate Earths are better explained here.


A more up to date version is coming!





I THOUGHT YUKI WAS A GIRL NAME NOTE:
Yuki (Japanese name; Yūki with a long u is usually male only, whereas Yuki with a short u is female)




I DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT NOTE:
I tried to keep this chapter to one part but there were just too many characters. Sorry about that. Nature of the beast.






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