TITLE: Harezilla: Part 1

AUTHOR: Shaper of Worlds

DATE: Sunday, 15-Nov-98 19:04:11


 

In some long forgotten corner of the Parodyverse...

It was all over.

They had dropped the big one, totally incinerating everything in sight. The radiation spread for miles around, killing most forms of life. But it mutated others...

There was a certain bunny population some ways away from the epicenter of the blast. The bunnies looked up as a strange dust settled over them. The dust was mildly warm and felt tingly. It settled over all the bunnies...

Some time later...

"Explain this to me again, NTU," Jarvis asked him comrade in arms, NTU-150.

"Well, you see, Jarvis, Yo is pure thought energy, Starseed is now pure GAAHH!!! energy, the Chronicler of Stories is pure knowledge, evil spiffy is pure evil, and the Shaper of Worlds is pure dream energy." NTU tried to catch his breath.

"Ah, I see, so Yo is pure dream—"

"Dammit, Jarvis, no, I—"

"Um, guys?" Visionary peered around the corner, looking extremely distraught.

"What is it, Visionary?" Jarvis sneered at him. "And shouldn’t you be on monitor duty?"

"Um...well..."

"Spit it out, man!"

Just then, several shouts and screams sounded throught LL mansion. A cry of joy and happiness was heard from Yo.

Jarvis and NTU rushed outside to see what all the commotion was about. An enormous fuzzy body stood in front of them. They looked up. They stared at the fuzzy creature. A gargantuan bunny stared back.

 

 



TITLE: Harezilla: Part 2

AUTHOR: Chronicler of Stories

DATE: Monday, 16-Nov-98 16:36:07


 

Yo raced out of the Lair Legion’s headquarters, babbling incessantly with joy.

Visionary slunk back to the monitor, muttering, "There are days when I REALLY hate my life . . ."

Cheryl poked her head in the door.

Cheryl: "Remember, dear, we have opera this evening."

Visionary: . . .

Jarvis: Someone alert the CoS and Shaper; they might be able to do something.

NTU: Well, I could take it into my lab and take a look at it.

Lisa: Where’s Foomy and Jamie?

Jarvis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! IDON’TWANNAKNOWIDON’TWANNAKNOWIDON’TWANNAKNOWIDON’ TWANNAKNOWIDON’TWANNAKNOW

 

A scream resonated from Foom’s . . . room . . .

 

Jarvis, curled tightly in the fetal position, responded quite negatively to Lisa’s tender . . . ministrations . . .

 

Lisa: Now THIS is nice . . . I’m stuck here with an irradiated rabbit and a crackpot inventor.

NTU: Hey!

Lisa: Sorry . . . forgot you where standing ... Ahem. Well, let’s see ... where’s Tina?

 

 

 



TITLE: Harezilla: Part 3

AUTHOR: Yo

DATE: Tuesday, 17-Nov-98 07:45:30


 

Yo: *happily and incoherent *GUAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I really don´t know why all of you are so worried… with this cute fuzzy little bunny we can …oh, yeah, we..can..even..repopulate the happy place…plenty of fuzzy…everywhere…

 

All look in astonish to Yo.

 

Jarvis: Little?!

Lisa: Ummm…repopulate.

Tina: *Thinking* The last time…the last opportunity…It’s for sure…

NTU-150: I’m not worried, I can do something….umm sure…there must be something…

Marksman : What about run as quick as we can?. Ok, ok. I’m new here. Just a silly suggestion

Lisa: Yep, We have to save the world. What about give this cute monster extra CoolWhip.

Yo: Umm. Perhaps we might find another one. I think to remember we need two to repopulate the Happy Place.

Visionary: Umm, Yo, but try to find a female bunny. This one is male. If not no bunnies.

Cheryl: Dear, you are not helping. Come on Yo, we can’t allow this big bunny to be free, see the danger to the innocent people. Look what happened with King Kong…

Lisa: ummmmmmm yes..King Kong..

Jarvis: Stop thinking whichever thing you’re thinking.

Banjoooooo: IDON´TWANNAKNOW...umm, well yes I want to know *hehehe*. I’m a curious monkey.

Dr. Moo: *in disguise* Someone has called to the BunniesBuster?

 

 

To be continued?

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