Tales of the Parodyverse

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This message Something A Bit Different was posted by Dying For This on Thursday, April 4, 2002 at 01:08.

The Bean and Donut Coffee Shop was lit by a tranquil candle's glow and shadowed simultaneously by the form of a highly tensed dragon chained down by Watsonite--the strongest metal in the Parodyverse.

Sarah Shepherdson sat across from the dragon, nervously smiling at him and his "escorts"

One of which was a Norse God that held his collar in check. "Aye, thou wilt have to revert sooner or later, mine comrade."

The dragon tensed. "Never!"


Sarah winked at the plain looking man in the yellow trenchcoat, and leaned forward and kissed the dragon's snout.

Quick as a wink, the dragon had transformed into his mortal guise--that of Andrew Dean, keeper of arcane dimensions, writer, and tranquil ladies' man.

He was rubbing his nose, with a collar that magically contorted to his body shape, and blushing furiously.

"That was highly irregular."

Sarah smiled brightly. "Yeah, well, so's this."

The Norse God then stepped in front of the crowd of onlookers and showed them away. "Art nothing to vieweth here...moveth along...moveth along..."

Amidst Andy's proclamation of "Not the face! Not the face...mmm...a little lower!"

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